eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fraser
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Play it cool
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
MILF
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
annonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while at a neighborhood party, my drunk mother told all our neighbors, including a girl I like, about my struggles with a micropenis. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
ikungfuyou
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
ShadowJack
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
Top comments
X_o_X_ocutie 0
u were talking to your dick, Why?
MrNiceGuy518 3
-insert clever penis joke here-
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Comments (415)
anettes 7
Hahah lol. Why would anyone talk to their penis?
crizzy101 5
WTF Ewwwwwwww!!! r u lonely?!
EmilyCecile 0
i can just see it now "hey dick how are you today?" "oh ya know. just playing with my balls" "fun" "yea wanna play?" "sure!" *mom walks in*
crazedguy 0
your penis isn't the only thing that's "forever alone" *insert .jpg*
ihatedumbasses 6
why?
jess6blondie9 3
Why not?
Gongi80 5
Did it talk back?
snade 0
ROFL
EGORAPTOR 7
WTF who does that
Luvmehateme292 0
The OP.
mlynndavis 2
wow... really?
jess6blondie9 3
No, not really.
TheNewGuy03 29
i'm guessing this is how the conversation went, but i could be wrong. "answer me, snake. snake, can you hear me? snake? ...snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!" |the kid|
Engodwin 0
METAL GEAR Ahhhh lol
TheNewGuy03 29
i made this reference on a different fml, but it applied, so what the hey. |the kid|