Sex, Cars and Intimacy: Get on with it

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By deflated - 09/08/2009 16:54 - Ireland

Today, as my girlfriend was dropping me home, our goodbye kiss got kind of heavy. Still parked in my drive, we had fast, frenzied sex. After, we realised that she had never put the hand brake on and that we had rolled down my drive, blocking my dad who was patiently waiting to pull in. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 07:20 - United States - Valencia

Today, my boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, my hand hit his shoulder and I dropped my phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, my dad was staring at us from outside. He still appears to think I was giving him head. FML

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By Bali_Boil - 16/01/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML

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By peacechick25 - 02/01/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML

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Quick, hide!

By Mattyboy - 24/08/2009 09:57 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML

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By enriquegay - 28/03/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dropped me off for a class and I accidentally closed my exceptionally baggy pants in the passenger door. She didn't notice and started to drive away. I spent the next fifteen seconds being dragged across rough pavement with my pants around my ankles. FML

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You deserved it 37 527

By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

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You deserved it 14 275

By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

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By douglisk1994 - 10/02/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 08:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I love her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML

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Hiya!

By mal - 08/05/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Chelmsford

Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML

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Escapist28 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:37

I think technically he was waiting for you to pull out.

Maddoctor 10

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:36

All I can say is...wow.

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Maddoctor 10

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:36

All I can say is...wow.

Proceededto____ 0

Monday 10 August 2009 0:06

YDI FOR BEING IRISH. seriously, irish people are so gay. drunk bastards. go **** a goat you pieces of slime

Lmao_xD 0

Monday 10 August 2009 4:29

? wow

dx169 0

Monday 10 August 2009 9:11

I sure hope he gave you guys a standing ovation. Any passing bystanders may have applauded at the scene.

MajorLeeScrewed 0

Monday 10 August 2009 10:27

Not only is this stupid but downright dangerous. Also you can't be having sex.

xxJustTxx 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 0:51

why can't he? there's no rule as long as your of legal age!

Pixiewolfe 46

Friday 2 June 2017 19:26

who pissed you off today?

Escapist28 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:37

I think technically he was waiting for you to pull out.

flopears115 0

Monday 10 August 2009 5:43

excuse you. well aren't we sexist. women are better drivers than men, their insurance says so :p

andlifesuxagain 0

Monday 10 August 2009 16:15

Sorry you are wrong, its based on miles riven and statistically women drive a shorter distance to work. They are actually worse drivers. OP: YDI for letting the girl drive, and this is not an FML. So your dad saw his son getting some from hopefully a decent looking girl, its not like you hit that damn car... wow fyl dude.

mnkyc_mnkydo 5

Saturday 15 August 2009 7:37

yes he was being sexist but you saying that women drivers are better is also sexist, some stupid guys get drunk then all of our insurance rates go up, one sex is not better at driving than the other. i hate it when someone thinks turning sexism against guys is gender equality.

AbbyAbyss 5

Tuesday 5 June 2012 6:23

Oh my god it's a ******* PUN.

lo39dell 10

Thursday 8 November 2012 6:27

Thank you #120! I mean come on! It's only a joke!

blobishness 8

Thursday 12 June 2014 15:26

My dad is a better driver than my mom. She damn near gives me heart attacks sometimes.

Mightyrif 23

Thursday 19 March 2015 10:27

Giggity

joeyl1990 28

Wednesday 16 May 2018 15:02

God damn people. He was talking about the dudes dick. He was waiting for his son to pull his dick out of his girlfriend so they can move.

PubliliusSyracus 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:38

ZOMG YES #! (Y)

Dabookofnothing 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:39

fourth!

rukiafujioka 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:39

lol oh snap!

prettykitty123 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:40

**** the cars life

YouAreRidiculous 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:40

fact.

gottafacereality 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:41

that's hot :)

Qup 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:47

at least you were focused on the task at hand. and your dad is patient.

sharpiemagic 0

Monday 10 August 2009 1:02

how. this has happened to my friends before....

spoo 24

Monday 10 August 2009 20:17

HIS father probably had a grin on his face and got a kick out of it.. I dont understand the FYL. If it were her father then yeah, FYL all around. But unless you explain the problem then - Cheers and have a laugh