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Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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X_o_X_ocutie 0

u were talking to your dick, Why?

MrNiceGuy518 3

-insert clever penis joke here-

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Comments (415)

Bofferding_fml 6

note to yourself: stop talking to yourself in the mirror

Capt_Oblivious 10

Should have jumped up and shouted 'say hello to my little friend!'

Stixx55 2

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....good one

aussie_gemini 5

it was a great call yet I'm kind of freaked out by your picture! lol

Capt_Oblivious 10

Why thank you. I was a disturbing child in appearance, matter of fact, it still lingers, but I have a great personality lol

kykyshay 0

well don't get big headed...lol

Capt_Oblivious 10

lol. touché

cheycheyy1031 0

hahahaha thats funny(: oh my goodnes. i just laughed for like 5 minutes.

karlita22 0

Ytd for being so stupid!!!

kimchininja999 0

don't you mean Ydi?

dreamweaver1227 11

Now who is the stupid one?

gotbiscuits 0

Next time the penis will start talking to you at the most inappropriate moment.

parcheezy21 3

dude hahah that would be friggin hilarious if that were to acctualy happen to him

MakaylaCommisso 0

lol its okay I tell my boobs they are beautiful every day and yes I have named them K&O k.o why ? cuz they knock out ******* =)

gotbiscuits 0

#117 lol and how do they respond?

jwebster 8

Dear Rodney; I don't think I like you anymore. cause when you get to drinkin you put me in places I've never been before! lmao

DynamicDave 11

Haha, that song makes me laugh. You should have quoted the part where he talks to his penis though.

coderedz 0

I was thinking this this song when I read the post lol

aussie_gemini 5

I was singing this when reading it... best clip on YouTube! dear penis.. i don't think you like me anymore. you used to watch me shave, now all you do is look at the floor.

malters 9

I was just thinking that

badmamujamu 0

Dued u hade me freaking out when I read that my names Rodney

FlashBurn 13

That's better than her catching you talking to a pussy, right? YDI, you totally deserve to have had that put on YouTube so we could all watch and laugh at your idiocy! I at least talk to my other self, it's more normal than you.

Somanythings 0

Forever alone.

rattusrattus 19

Inanimate objects that are alternates to a penis for conversation: sock puppets, cuddly toys, moneyboxes, sociology textbooks, packet of cheesy wotsits, one's hand, a printer. Anyone else got any ideas?

T3P33_fml 0

a stillborn baby

That1TallK1d 0

Not funny..

nournours_fml 0

Yes how about a person.

Kua_Mei 0

People are inanimate objects? :O I must be crazy; I've been talking to inanimate objects all my life (and they've sometimes responded)!

cptmorgan15 2

Funniest fml in a while. Your mom will never forget that.

hhhg_fml 0

So it must have been a short conversation?

thedisturbedone5 0

win right there xD