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By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

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Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
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X_o_X_ocutie 0

u were talking to your dick, Why?

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Bofferding_fml 6

note to yourself: stop talking to yourself in the mirror

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Should have jumped up and shouted 'say hello to my little friend!'

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aussie_gemini 5

it was a great call yet I'm kind of freaked out by your picture! lol

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Why thank you. I was a disturbing child in appearance, matter of fact, it still lingers, but I have a great personality lol

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cheycheyy1031 0

hahahaha thats funny(: oh my goodnes. i just laughed for like 5 minutes.

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gotbiscuits 0

Next time the penis will start talking to you at the most inappropriate moment.

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parcheezy21 3

dude hahah that would be friggin hilarious if that were to acctualy happen to him

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MakaylaCommisso 0

lol its okay I tell my boobs they are beautiful every day and yes I have named them K&O k.o why ? cuz they knock out ******* =)

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jwebster 8

Dear Rodney; I don't think I like you anymore. cause when you get to drinkin you put me in places I've never been before! lmao

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DynamicDave 11

Haha, that song makes me laugh. You should have quoted the part where he talks to his penis though.

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coderedz 0

I was thinking this this song when I read the post lol

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aussie_gemini 5

I was singing this when reading it... best clip on YouTube! dear penis.. i don't think you like me anymore. you used to watch me shave, now all you do is look at the floor.

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badmamujamu 0

Dued u hade me freaking out when I read that my names Rodney

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FlashBurn 13

That's better than her catching you talking to a pussy, right? YDI, you totally deserve to have had that put on YouTube so we could all watch and laugh at your idiocy! I at least talk to my other self, it's more normal than you.

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rattusrattus 18

Inanimate objects that are alternates to a penis for conversation: sock puppets, cuddly toys, moneyboxes, sociology textbooks, packet of cheesy wotsits, one's hand, a printer. Anyone else got any ideas?

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nournours_fml 0

Yes how about a person.

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Kua_Mei 0

People are inanimate objects? :O I must be crazy; I've been talking to inanimate objects all my life (and they've sometimes responded)!

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cptmorgan15 2

Funniest fml in a while. Your mom will never forget that.

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