By shiney100893 - Ireland - Dublin

Going well

Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML
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  MrBrightside21  |  20

Oedipal complex is actually pretty common in guys. It's weird, I know, but some guys don't even realize it.

For example, I've always found a girl who let's me stay up 'til 10 o'clock on weekends very attractive.

  Pleonasm  |  34

20, I'm sure Oedipus found it hot when he found out he killed his dad, that his mom killed herself and I bet he just loved gouging his eyes out.
Nothing sexier than Greek Tragedy. Sex and Death mixed in ways I only dream about.
That sexy Phèdre and her HIppolyte, gets me off each time.

  X_Codes  |  11

I come in here thinking I'd try to be the first one to make a particularly snarky incest joke.

Then I realized that I'm on the internet, and within 5 minutes of the start of comedic timing we not only get every incest joke that's at least a little witty, but we also manage many bad ones and throw in a few references that everyone pretends to know about until the nerd (or particularly adept Googler) shows up and annihilates the party.

Thank you, internet, for making me into the warped bastard I am.

  Octain  |  13

People would call me "mother hen" for a while because I was so caring, but it didn't bother me. Eventually my crush started realizing I was actually very caring and he ended up loving that about me.

  shiney100893  |  15

People call me "mother hen" too every now and then. Glad I amn't the only one :) Think I may have to give up on him though. It's just too weird for anything to happen now :/