By shiney100893 - 14/01/2013 12:56 - Ireland - Dublin
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20, I'm sure Oedipus found it hot when he found out he killed his dad, that his mom killed herself and I bet he just loved gouging his eyes out. Nothing sexier than Greek Tragedy. Sex and Death mixed in ways I only dream about. That sexy Phèdre and her HIppolyte, gets me off each time.
I come in here thinking I'd try to be the first one to make a particularly snarky incest joke. Then I realized that I'm on the internet, and within 5 minutes of the start of comedic timing we not only get every incest joke that's at least a little witty, but we also manage many bad ones and throw in a few references that everyone pretends to know about until the nerd (or particularly adept Googler) shows up and annihilates the party. Thank you, internet, for making me into the warped bastard I am.
Either you have no chance with him now, or he's going to call you mommy in bed.
I didn't think there was anything worse than being friendzoned, I was wrong...
Well I guess you're lucky that he actually enjoys having you around even though it's not the relationship you'd prefer.
Do you also lick your finger to wipe mustard off his cheek? Maybe you should re-evaluate your behaviour around him.