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By Melie-Melo - 16/12/2008 07:55 - United Kingdom

Today, after repairing the toilet, the light, the shower, the cooker and the heater in the flat I've just moved into, my boiler dies. It's mid December, about 1 degree outside. FML

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You deserved it 2 182

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2018 17:30

Today, my boiler packed up on me just as the weather has turned cold, with no money to have it fixed. Hello to a week of freezing cold showers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 242

You deserved it 175

By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 08:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML

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You deserved it 2 978

By failure - 14/07/2011 16:24 - Russian Federation

Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML

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You deserved it 4 163

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2020 08:00

Today, our boiler broke. Yesterday, it was our fridge. The day before that, the deck collapsed, and a few weeks ago the dishwasher flooded the kitchen. This is after we spent a ton of money to have the house gutted due to a mold problem. We only bought the house a year ago, and have lived in it even less. We need to move. FML

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You deserved it 209

By FrozenD - 12/12/2009 16:55 - Canada

Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A fridge is 3 degrees Celsius; it is now 2 degrees Celsius in my house. I would be warmer in my fridge. FML

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You deserved it 2 273

By Too Many Layers - 24/10/2016 18:43 - United Kingdom - Newton Abbot

Today, I found out my landlord has bought himself a new boat. He refuses to turn up the heating to save money. I'm freezing. FML

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You deserved it 773

By vikhelios - 30/01/2010 18:45 - France

Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML

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You deserved it 2 995

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By Nelson - 11/04/2022 12:00 - Netherlands

Today, and for the last two weeks, my asshole landlord refuses to fix the hot water supply. My shower is now so cold that peeing on myself while washing is actually helping. I need a new place. FML

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You deserved it 88

Cold snap

By Anonymous - 05/04/2022 06:00 - Germany

Today, we're both sick, the heating hasn’t been working for 3 days, yet the repair company refuses to fix it because some technicality is not up to current regulations. Right on time, we’re also about to be hit by a cold spell, promising sub-zero temperatures. FML

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You deserved it 114

Chilling

By Anonymous - 03/05/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents went on holiday, finally, and since I’m always freezing I took the opportunity to actually turn up the temperature on the boiler. Not 30 seconds later my dad called pissed and told me either I turn it back down or he’s coming home from Spain to kick my ass. FML

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You deserved it 191

Easy_Target 0

Monday 23 February 2009 23:06

See, this is where you start leaving flaming bags of sh*t in front of your landlady's door.

littlec_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:07

wood stove, dude

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Easy_Target 0

Monday 23 February 2009 23:06

See, this is where you start leaving flaming bags of sh*t in front of your landlady's door.

jimmyismike 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 1:50

penis

danyfuckinheatle 0

Monday 24 May 2010 2:00

poo poo poo

ThirteenThirteen 27

Tuesday 26 May 2015 17:44

#15 Thank you for your contribution.

littlec_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:07

wood stove, dude

lol_seriously 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:20

15 people put "you deserved that one" I mean seriously what the hell?!

au_2012 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 2:41

thats nuthin..live in nebraska in the dead of winter and then you can complain..or hell come here now! we've got 6" of snow! lol

Gibby_fml 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 7:14

6 inches of snow is alot?!? I live in the 'great white north' aka Canada. we have 3 feet of snow in one day. suck it up. and, op, suck it up. one degree is warm.

bandgeek1575 5

Thursday 3 March 2011 20:58

we got 15' last year. beat that.

TheBigWaffle 6

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:09

I got 11 feet last year, so I win

LuxAeterna_fml 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 10:17

I have 2 feet.

silentbutfunny 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 6:10

Thus year we got 2.... "

ayvada 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 5:59

Man, you totally can't complain. It's May, and we just had snow. 1 degree in mid-december would be a complete blessing!

typicalyetnot15 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 1:39

you people know nothing of what winter is! I live in northern Alberta, and November-March it is -40 some winters. And no just because I live in Northern Canada does not mean I live in a danm igloo. I have never seen one before . But really stop complianing get a space heater or something safer and stop whining! LOL

kristinaferens 0

Monday 22 March 2010 19:43

LOL yea I live in Winnipeg! people complain.. -1 degree in December :( that's swimming weather for most canadians! LOL

Maubinlol 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 6:47

True that bro! It was snowing in March!

batj03l 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 22:24

You don't know what winter is right? Where I live,wich is in New Brunswick,Canada we have winters with -40, -1 is REALLY fun to have during winter around here..

Giant85 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 1:02

yeah well....I live in Colorado and it snows and it's cold at times so...HA! think you know winters

HamsteronA 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:31

stop showing off how cold your winter is it's spamming it up and we all know 1 degree isn't cold. STFU

sicpupyz122 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 17:35

all u shut up. u guys thinks it's so cool to have -40 degree weather and that-1 is nothing. well u guys won't be so smug wen ops having 80 degrees summer like me and ur summers r 20 degrees. get a life

kristinaferens 0

Monday 22 March 2010 19:44

do you think we ENJOY -40 weather? no

sunshineegirl 2

Friday 20 August 2010 2:14

wow 11.. in ND we have 70-100 degree summers and 30 to -60 degree winters. most of the time it's below zero in winter and at least 80 in summer. so stfu.