Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, I sat next to my crush in class in a very loose, low-hanging shirt in the front (my mother had made me wear it, I didn't want to), and I felt so giddy because he kept staring at me in shock. No, not because I'm so beautiful, but because my boobs were hanging out. FML
Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, I went to a party and met a guy who was super charming. We hit it off, and he seemed really into me. After talking for a while, he leaned in for a kiss, and I thought, "This is it!" But instead of a kiss, he just sniffed my hair, then said, "Wow, you smell just like my mom!" FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
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ElatedEarthling 15
If he's anything like Oedipus, you may have a chance.
danielhartlesss 13
I think it's safe to say you have no chance.
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Comments (124)
dcats 13
Are you significantly older? A guy won't joke this way since we all know age is sensitive subject to a female.
calivianya 29
All smart men know age is a sensitive subject... maybe this guy is just clueless. It certainly sounds like it to me.
shiney100893 15
I'm only 10 months younger than him so not that significant of an age difference :P
FameNFortune 12
That's just weird ... I guess he's your son . Look after him eh ?
onorexveritas 24
damn thats worse than cousin-zoned
4Sharks 4
Cousin zoned? I had to put a cousin in the friend zone once, but what's that? Maybe I shouldn't ask.
bazingabitches 17
Momzoned?
someweirdgirl123 0
Happened to me. When? Back in 7th grade.
toalysium 15
Ok, serious question: Is it even possible for a chick to get friend zoned? You the huge advantage of having ****, and other parts that we like. Use them!
EsOSiQueEs 14
Yupp!That's exactly how OP wants this guy to think of her! Not as someone intelligent, fun to be with, caring, ect. Nope, OP wants this guy to like her for her lady parts.
SmokeyPlague 12
should of tried harder lol
SmosherMe 6
At least you don't get brother-zoned. All the guys I go for call me bro, and try to get me to hook them up with girls.
x0xannxerx0x 2
I think he might be gay...
theandrewdays 2
Serves women right!