FML : Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled...

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Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 23 August 2010 06:21 / United States

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By Cinn_fml | 21

#1290389 - Monday 23 August 2010 04:16

Your mum was just testing how well he could cope with crazy parents. Sounds to me like he coped with it pretty well. If he didn't ask you the question you wanted to hear afterwards, he probably wasn't going to be asking it anyway.

By habeeboburky94 | 0

#1290400 - Monday 23 August 2010 04:18

If he didn't ask you afterwards, I doubt he wanted to ask you anyways. I mean, seriously? what kind of guy gets put off by that question?

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By sydfd | 0

#1290378 - Monday 23 August 2010 04:13

By sweetehpie | 0

#1290383 - Monday 23 August 2010 04:13

haha that sucks

pepsie_fml | 0

#1290423 - Monday 23 August 2010 04:22

this has happened to me . twice

marinus_fml | 19

#1290427 - Monday 23 August 2010 04:23

your mum is the definition of WIN

1121osu2110 | 0

#1290430 - Monday 23 August 2010 04:23

it's not the end of the world if a boy doesn't kno that girls do that every month... then he isn't worth having.... op get over it and answer your mom next time... and what was it the pads or tamps?! hahaha

KatyB_fml | 0

#1290445 - Monday 23 August 2010 04:26

well that's kind of an embarrassing thing.. especially if she's young.

Smyth | 3

#1290469 - Monday 23 August 2010 04:30

Is there a such thing as cock-blocking for females? Because I'm pretty sure that's what just took place here.

iSitt | 0

#1290472 - Monday 23 August 2010 04:31

your mom is just getting revenge for all the public embarrassment you did. but the coup de grace will come when you have children of your own.

KatyB_fml | 0

#1290496 - Monday 23 August 2010 04:35

haha totally did!!

legonut4 | 0

#1290509 - Monday 23 August 2010 04:37

your crush didn't want to ask you after your non asked that

coolsteve | 0

#1290515 - Monday 23 August 2010 04:39

haha legonut you douche, you failed

Iron_Lion89 | 2

#1290521 - Monday 23 August 2010 04:40

Your mom is total twat swatter!!

DudeImWayBetter | 0

#1290589 - Monday 23 August 2010 05:00

mama says tampons are the devil

lajaynay | 15

#1290601 - Monday 23 August 2010 05:04

cock blocking for girls is twat blocking. xD

sixtimessix | 0

#1290618 - Monday 23 August 2010 05:18

a school dance in august? that's weird. I smell fake.

Blue_Coconuts | 7

#1290627 - Monday 23 August 2010 05:19

Just be like "Tampons, cuz I like the feeling of something long stuck up there. *wink wink*...

boatkicker | 4

#1290647 - Monday 23 August 2010 05:27

#38, It could be a few weeks away, but even if it is in August, I know several schools that have homecoming really early. My friend's school had homecoming the Saturday after the first full week of school, and I know that several California school systems have already started.

pwner64 | 0

#1290658 - Monday 23 August 2010 05:31



alsnyder12 | 0

#1291008 - Monday 23 August 2010 07:04

what's with all the capitals recently?

NoelLikesBirds | 0

#1291341 - Monday 23 August 2010 08:42

Yes. Twat-swatting.

katplayer | 4

#1291526 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:32

Well, if he changed his mind because girls have periods, you might want to find a new crush.

nerdsgetmehot | 22

#1291568 - Monday 23 August 2010 09:40

#76 I totally agree. Changing his mind because of something like that is totally silly! It's not like he's going to find a girl who doesn't have a period...

Boygenius50 | 8

#1291855 - Monday 23 August 2010 11:07

If realizing that you have a period is what changed his mind, is he really worth it?!

supernice | 0

#1291985 - Monday 23 August 2010 11:55

or maybe he just felt awkward and was to nervous.

Brittney_E | 0

#1292122 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 01:05

haha. i have an almost similar story xD

nissanman_fml | 16

#1292548 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 03:09

YDI for assuming he was going to ask you to the dance. Sounds like you put 1 and 1 together and got 3.

hahafylop | 4

#1292660 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 03:50

haha iicaptain love your pic an your comment made me LOL

kaylagoesrawr | 0

#1293605 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 06:35

its called twat swatters ;)

TibbysMusic | 1

#1297131 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 12:31

20, it's actually called cock blocking when it's females.

rudiznell | 0

#1301067 - Thursday 26 August 2010 12:09

until you get your license, let your mom get them for you

Alexweber929 | 14

#5324835 - Tuesday 15 January 2013 11:28

Twat blocking

mysticc | 3

#5986436 - Tuesday 24 June 2014 08:09

I dated a guy for over 3 years and we didn't talk about "that time" so it just makes some guys uncomfortable

Ifuckedthefeartu | 30

#6488452 - Saturday 19 December 2015 06:44

Not everyone is destined to have children.....(god knows, considering the currently humongous population)

By Cinn_fml | 21

#1290389 - Monday 23 August 2010 04:16

doink | 0

#1294251 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 12:28

That's what mothers are there for! Years from now they will just laugh about it. On a side note, if the mother answered for her, then why did she ask the question in the first place?