Front line workers

By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 03:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my partner and I got called out to a domestic disturbance. Things turned ugly while we were en-route. Long story short, I now know how many grown men it takes to lift a nearly 400lb shit-covered woman onto a stretcher. I almost reconsidered my choice of career. FML
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Miss_Chevious 37

I would have said it could've been worse... but really, I got nothing.

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david66_fml 20

I'm kinda curious as to how something like that happens. We need a follow up!

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beeferjay 34

whoever makes a shit pun will reap all the karma that has built up since the creation of the internet by Al Gore - Abraham Lincoln

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corky1992 33

Talk about a bad day on the job. That's disgusting. I'm sorry. I appreciate the things officers have to do every day! I wouldn't be able to do it.

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guther_unicorn 15

Grandpa: "Let me tell a story kids... How many men do you need to lift a 400 lbs-woman?"

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Zebediabolical 39

I can't be the only one wondering... HOW MANY?

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allforfun 23

You must be new, heh heh. Come talk to me when you've got twenty years in like I do. Sounds like your call wasn't all that bad

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jcole1020 2

That's like the normal calls anymore. But just so people know never EVER ask us what our worst calls were

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allforfun 23

You don't want to know. And yeah don't ask.

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allforfun 23

No doubt. If there's no bodily fluids it's a bonus. Funny, people don't ask soldiers "what's the worst thing youve seen?"

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Elban 20

I do, but they usually don't want to talk about it. 1/5 maybe

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laden_swallow09 34

Don't want anyone to ask, don't bring it up. Also don't be a dick. Even spending decades on the force doesn't grant you immunity to getting called out on your shitty behavior. If you think you're so badass, go ahead and tell us. I could use a giggle.

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allforfun 23

I can't tell you due to privacy laws. I can lose my certifications and licenses and be fined tens of thousands of dollars. And trust me you don't want to know.

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cheeeksss 29

Can't talk about it due to privacy laws, but openly invites to come talk about it - as stated in your first comment. Nice.

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autismom1999 8

I'm a nurse, we have similar privacy laws actually ours may be stricter. You can talk about it, as long as you never mention anyone's name, specifics on where it happened, or identifying factors about the person. If you leave those facts out you can talk about it. I've had a patient who holds degrees in medicine make me lose a little faith in the human race. this guy came in with a few irritated none healing lesions in the crack of his but. when asked by the doctor what could've come contact with area the patient...... "their has been no HUMAN contact to the area but I'm wondering if DOGS can spread herpes". WTF the man is over 50 years old, we know call him a pet-o-file we couldn't get our doc to report him for animal abuse

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riddle143 15

Had to read all the comments to make sure I wasn't the only one thinking this.

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mixximoo 24

At least you won't be the one cleaning her or the mess up

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buckdharma 36

I'm thinking this 400lb woman got in a fight with her pet monkey because she ate all his bananas. Monkey see, monkey do, do.

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mas12806 24

Let's start w/ where the 400lbs came from, then the disturbance, then the shit. We appreciate you OP!!

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