Today, my husband was finally moving out. I picked up his enormous...

By Anonymous - 15/06/2019 06:43

Today, my husband was finally moving out. I picked up his enormous duffle bag full of clothes to help get him out faster, and I threw out my back. I now can't move. I can't even wipe my own ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2021 23:00

Today, I recently quit doing housework in protest at my husband's laziness around the house, forcing him to start pulling his weight. The house has never been so clean. Apparently, most of the mess was caused by me moving things to clean around them and making the mess worse. FML

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Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

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Today, my parents "suggested" I help them move house. I didn't realize that meant I would be carrying every stick of furniture out of their house. The muscles in my arms are so tight now that I can't straighten them. I can't wait to help them unpack tomorrow. FML

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By kmjlevesque - 03/06/2020 02:00

Today, I ran out of moving boxes so I used a few garbage bags to pack up my clothes. My new roommate decided to be helpful by putting those green garbage bags in the dumpster. It was garbage day. FML

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Jackey 29

Saturday 15 June 2019 9:35

Can't clean up your ass, but don't have to clean up after his ass... Might still be a win.

StagGT 13

Saturday 15 June 2019 13:40

Need more info, what the hell is the context?

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Jackey 29

Saturday 15 June 2019 9:35

Can't clean up your ass, but don't have to clean up after his ass... Might still be a win.

StagGT 13

Saturday 15 June 2019 13:40

Need more info, what the hell is the context?

MamaChey 24

Saturday 15 June 2019 17:40

Seriously? She & her husband split up but he wouldn’t move out. When it finally happened, she picked up his duffle bag to hurry up the process & threw her bag out. Now he’s gone & she can’t wipe her ass.