that is fine enjoy your moment

Well that’s a shitty situation

Ugh, that happened to me once at work. It turned out just to be a drill but I got yelled at for ruining my department's evacuation response time. Hey, I was in the middle of evacuating my bowels, shouldn't that count?

When I was living in a dorm for college, there was one night the fire alarm went off 3 times in 2 hours. The first one went off right as I was stepping into the shower, so I ended up spending those 2 hours outside in the cold wearing just a robe.

Pinch it off and get to safety!

So? I usually sleep through those. Could be worse: what if you were just about to have a screaming orgasm? That would be an FML.