Filth

By roughsexgonewrong - 05/11/2013 18:01 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, my boyfriend's response to me saying, "Most women like a bit of filth in the bedroom every now and again" was to start farting in bed. Not quite what I meant. FML
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cakefete2 30

Bet his idea of a dirty pic is a snap shot of a garbage can.

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jdeezy01 13

There is a difference between dirty and filthy.

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cakefete2 30

Bet his idea of a dirty pic is a snap shot of a garbage can.

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Welshite 39

#13: I consider that a "yummy pic". Who doesn't like cheesecake?

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8born8 18

It's not what you say, it's how you say it.

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SmuggletheBudgie 15

I don't like cheesecake :( I feel like an outcast.

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brackaman 18

58, all the better for me. The more people who hate cheesecake the less I have to share.

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Paradoxxxx 16

aha have some fun with his humor! After all I'm sure you could pass some gas and scare him :p

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Redoxx_fml 22

"Love the gas Meg, love it!"

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glowbaby 15

I thought that said fifth so I was really confused.

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phooy1 11

That's very strange... Have you tried telling him to stop?

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CallMeWindSock 24

The "human interaction" version of "have you tried turning it off and back on again?".

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infinitegrace 21

It's not strange.. It's a natural thing to fart. And considering they sleep in the same bed she should probably get used to it.

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Redoxx_fml 22

That's not the worst thing he could have done

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jdeezy01 13

There is a difference between dirty and filthy.

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lemondrop81 12

agreed. lol filthy doesn't sound as appealing as dirty.

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Ins0mau 20

I think the connotations are slightly different in the U.K.

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xxxkassixxx 8

I'm sorry but that's gross! You must tell him to stop or it might get worse. He could start pooping in the bed yuck!

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amphetamin3 17

I don't think any self-respecting person would kick it up a notch and poop the bed. If they do, then it's probably not a person you wanna date anyway. Unless you're into that...?

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I went to school with a kid who told me this story about how he shit in a bowl while his girlfriend was laying down holding it on her stomach. That's taking filthy to a whole new level..

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hare 19

Wow you kinda asked for it tho man at least she's comfortable enough to do that in front of you ;)

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Peachy2392 26

OP is a girl and she said this to her boyfriend. He is the one farting.

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8born8 18

With all that gas around, yeah, they probably are blurred.

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beaglegal 42

Guys are blunt, you have to say exactly what you mean.

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amphetamin3 17

Knowing the sense of humor that the guys I know have, you asked for that. Just be glad he didn't pull the covers over your head and make you bask in it. Yuck.

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Peachy2392 26

My boyfriend is fond of dutch ovens, I've narrowly escaped a few times.

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8born8 18

Next time he tries a dutch oven, give him a cupcake.

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