Sex and Intimacy: Filth

Filth

By roughsexgonewrong - 05/11/2013 18:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend's response to me saying, "Most women like a bit of filth in the bedroom every now and again" was to start farting in bed. Not quite what I meant. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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So sensual...

By Wellokthen - 17/02/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2012 04:25 - Denmark - Frederiksberg

Today, while getting ready to go to bed, I told my boyfriend that I feel depressed due to the lack of intimacy in our relationship. His response was to roll over, fall asleep, and send a deadly fart my way. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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To each his own

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2015 14:04 - United States - Lawrence

Today, my boyfriend let out a horrible fart in the middle of sex. Even though it was clearly his, he gave me disgusted look, called me a dirty bitch, then kept going. Let's just say I didn't finish. FML

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By Username - 12/03/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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cakefete2 30

Tuesday 5 November 2013 22:55

Bet his idea of a dirty pic is a snap shot of a garbage can.

jdeezy01 13

Tuesday 5 November 2013 22:56

There is a difference between dirty and filthy.

Comments

bethanyhopkins 49

Tuesday 5 November 2013 22:58

He's definitely a keeper.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 5 November 2013 23:00

Now you know never to ask her for a little head.

gracehi 31

Tuesday 5 November 2013 23:01

Well, jeez, OP. What the Hell DID you mean then? Seriously, be more specific. We're not all mind readers, ya know.

beautifulsoul89 11

Tuesday 5 November 2013 23:06

You should have given him an example or explained yourself better. Filth was not a good word to use, should have said dirty or x rated...so I voted YDI on this one

Ins0mau 20

Wednesday 6 November 2013 15:02

She's from the U.K. The word has a slightly different connotation there.

th3mai1man 6

Tuesday 5 November 2013 23:07

So mature. :l

perdix 29

Tuesday 5 November 2013 23:10

Is this National Dirty Talk Gone Awry Day?

dawood_k 27

Tuesday 5 November 2013 23:11

Well it could've been a wet fart...hopefully he doesn't pull the covers and gas you. If it's a wet one it might feel like a typhoon coming at you and I'm pretty sure than also out (puke) out of you... Please guys this is FML it's gotta be sick responses to such sick posts!!!