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By Anonymous - 29/07/2012 04:25 - Denmark - Frederiksberg

Spicy
Today, while getting ready to go to bed, I told my boyfriend that I feel depressed due to the lack of intimacy in our relationship. His response was to roll over, fall asleep, and send a deadly fart my way. FML
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music_woman1 11

I can't help thinking that if he's this comfortable with you then you've got something special

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viper64 10

Well, looks like you have to fart back, OP. Maybe that's his idea of a turn on?

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viper64 10

Well, looks like you have to fart back, OP. Maybe that's his idea of a turn on?

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marmlr339 14

How is that a turn on? If someone did that to me, I'd wake them up and kick them out of the bed

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heimdallr 14

#28: People have different kinks... Like the guy that came in his pants after being picked up by a female bodybuilder.

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music_woman1 11

I can't help thinking that if he's this comfortable with you then you've got something special

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oneFUCKINword 8

Or maybe his just a pig that does care where or who he farts near?

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easyprey 8

Farting doesn't mean someone's a pig, it's a natural thing that happens all the time. Women fart too does that make them pigs?

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Bullpine 11

Farting is natural, but it's polite to do it where you know it won't bother anyone; such as in the bathroom.

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jweezy89 4

He farted in his sleep. Kind of hard to control that. I don't know anyone who sleeps with clenched butt cheeks. Unless you're in prison...

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top_dawg45 10

try not being so clingy, bossy, or bitchy. guys r turned off about that kinda shit im sure u r all of thos things. hear me?

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top_dawg45 10

i said try not being clingy, bossy or bitchy guys r usually turned off by that kinda shit.

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Oh my... How romantic! He sure knows how to melt a girls heart doesn't he?

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laden_swallow09 34

… and her eyebrows… and her nostril hairs…

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luckyd880 12

Time to research ways to spice up the bedroom OP!

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luckyd880 12

Not that spicy noor. Maybe start out with some bell peppers and work your way up. If you can't handle the heat, stay outta the bedroom.

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winnerme123 8

No, it is eat a ghost pepper then fart! ( if you can handle the heat )

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flutter4 7

The ghost pepper will burn your ass hole off in the process of getting even but it sounds deadly lol

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Jiinxx 8

welp... nothing wrong with a little self-loving, if you know what I mean.

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