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By Anonymous / Tuesday 10 December 2013 07:38 / United States - Pleasanton
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By Juliet - / Friday 12 April 2013 00:40 / United States - Inglewood

Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

By Daniel_rules - / Friday 17 April 2009 17:02 / United States