Sex, TV shows and Intimacy: Fascinated

Fascinated

By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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You deserved it 15 275

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By Jenny - 31/03/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

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You deserved it 8 713

Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 078

You deserved it 6 037

By erjazo - 31/12/2013 21:19 - United States - Morris

Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 273

You deserved it 6 853

Man City

By EpicBunBun - 10/05/2017 18:00

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 264

You deserved it 716

By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 399

You deserved it 4 138

By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 147

You deserved it 6 907

By uncomfortable - 12/03/2009 00:20 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

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You deserved it 5 603

Disinterested

By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 360

You deserved it 340

By Judy69 - 07/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Dekalb

Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 608

You deserved it 6 029

By fishruinsex - 08/12/2010 08:46

Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML

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You deserved it 5 999

mewzik 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:52

Well House is an addicting show... i feel like i've read so many versions of this one already

TheThirdLevel 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:53

I'm sorry, but House is unsurpassable. Nothing can or ever will beat it.

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Bobskoo 0

Friday 10 April 2009 2:57

My sympathies are limited for the two following reasons: 1) House is amazing. 2) You said "all of the sudden". Say that to yourself out loud. Hear how ridiculous it sounds. Realise that you should have said "all of a sudden". Realise that despite being grammatically correct, that is still a ridiculous way of saying "suddenly" or "abruptly" or "immediately".

stretchypants 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:02

yeah I'd have to say I'd do house if i could i mean look at the guy genius sorry toots

Fenali 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:01

YDI for not knowing the awesomeness of House. And I agree with #16. OP, you apparently need to watch the "Lois Kill Stewie" ep of Family Guy.

danniebenedi 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:04

If I was doing you, I'd definitely stop and watch house. :/ Come on. Look at all the other comments. And if this is the most recent episode, your boyfriend HAD to watch this one - KUTNER DIED!

musiquerobot 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:06

My ex and I would have probably both stopped in the middle to watch that! LOL. We both love House. :D

nf_x20 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:06

I would give anything to watch house... its an amazing show...

nerd2b 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:08

House is too good to pass up.

victoryfallen 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:11

#23 ...". That show is my own personal brand of heroin. :)"" haha: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4rCW1TXQbs Novak: heroin, who the * said heroin yo, * wat up? It's me Novak! Did you get a chance to read dreamseller yet? oh am i ruining the shot? funny stuff. =] anyways didn't you know House is proven to be the #1 ****-blocker via FML? don't have sex while house is on. [which is hard cause its on practically 24/7 on USA.