Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML
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ContradictionsAw
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First!
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blink182AAR
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Your mother must be so proud.
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BeefyQueef
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His first accomplishment in life.
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ollie179
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Well I am 16th! HAHA I rule! I can add this to my CV as one of my life accomplishments!
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Haiana04
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Must have been a pretty damn good show,
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urdirtyolduncle
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"The guy you like," meaning he wasn't your boyfriend? Slut.
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BABYPUNCHINGGUY
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Was it porn. And before you start calling me dumbass think about it maybe he was watching to pick up a few tips.
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eatdemcupcakes
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27- maybe she's not a slut dumb ass. Maybe she's just hoping he shares the same feelings or something. "slut" means you're like a cheese tray, you get passed around. You don't know her so don't be an arse just so your comment is visible.
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urdirtyolduncle
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^you sound like you get plowed by people you're not even going out with, too.
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Meowingtons500
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37- If you think OP is a slut, do you also classify the guy she likes a slut too? Because he was also planning on having sex with her.
It's a two way street.
It's a two way street.
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bubbywaldo
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Pretty judgemental for a dirty old uncle!
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notsorandomguy
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Guys, just quiet down. I Bang your Big Theories anyways.
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mboehm88
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Why turn off the TV? You can multi-task can't you? ;)
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Meowingtons500
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MA "boyfriend" can be just as much of a stranger as the guy you like.
I've liked guys I've known for many years.
I've had a boyfriend I'd only known for a month.
And vice versa.
Don't judge OP. Sex means different things to different people and there's nothing wrong with that. :)
I've liked guys I've known for many years.
I've had a boyfriend I'd only known for a month.
And vice versa.
Don't judge OP. Sex means different things to different people and there's nothing wrong with that. :)
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Meowingtons500
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*A
Not "MA"
Not "MA"
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firsties
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I wonder if it was adventure time cause that I a good show
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TurnpikeTwister
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TiVo or DVR; look into either one OP, then he'll have no excuse not to give it up. Seriously though, what a little bitch...
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TurnpikeTwister
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And by bitch, I do mean the boyfriend, not the girl. Just thought that might have needed clarifying...
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Judy69
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It was JOKOY
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WorldRallyXtreme
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It was definately porn
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QueenQuay77
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Maybe he can multitask because I know I sure can
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Eamon666
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I was about to write " probably adventure time" XD
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wchung
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That must be a really good show.
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BeefyQueef
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He was probably watching Neds Declassified School Survival Guide
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himoonkey
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Or he was watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
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HighGTurn
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My little pony: friendship is magic > Sex
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Judy69
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JOKOY
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jedielf
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... That boy is NOT worth your time.
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Haldami
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Why does sex always have to trump everything all the time?
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2ndSucks
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It obviously doesn't. Television does, in this case.
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Haldami
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A good portion of FMLs are about people whining that people want to do other things instead of having sex.
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DontForgetMe4
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It depends on what he was watching!
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thisiscat
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It was definitely Toddlers And Tiaras.
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skoob1
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How could you have sex while watching a show about "toddlers and tiaras"?
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jerseyboy732
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this is when you start putting on a show ;)
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ycrem0n
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This made me think of show girls on internet chat rooms
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ninjadinos
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Even better than show you were about to give him? I don't think so. His loss!
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Judy69
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I know right!
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kkjkidonthate
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On your profile it says you have 0 confirmed.
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berichsoon
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A friend of mine told me that if the TV was on he would last longer, it could be a possibility here also
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felisaa
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I agree, its just typical man stuff >.>
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SpottedZebra42
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I think that thinking about things things other than sex can during intercourse can help men last longer. Don't quote me on that, though.
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Judy69
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I should ask him that lol
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br0ccoli
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Blazing fast Internet and TV > you. Sorry.
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