Sex, TV shows and Intimacy: Fascinated

Fascinated

By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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You deserved it 15 275

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By Jenny - 31/03/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

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You deserved it 8 713

Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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You deserved it 6 037

By erjazo - 31/12/2013 21:19 - United States - Morris

Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML

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You deserved it 6 853

Man City

By EpicBunBun - 10/05/2017 18:00

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 264

You deserved it 716

By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 399

You deserved it 4 138

By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 147

You deserved it 6 907

By uncomfortable - 12/03/2009 00:20 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

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You deserved it 5 603

Disinterested

By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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You deserved it 340

By Judy69 - 07/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Dekalb

Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

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You deserved it 6 029

By fishruinsex - 08/12/2010 08:46

Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML

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mewzik 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:52

Well House is an addicting show... i feel like i've read so many versions of this one already

TheThirdLevel 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:53

I'm sorry, but House is unsurpassable. Nothing can or ever will beat it.

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LykkeItOrNot 0

Friday 10 April 2009 4:36

I find this extremely funny because I just watched like 10 episodes of House on Hulu. That sucks but House IS very addicting.

CollateralDamage_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 4:37

I hope you pushed him off of you.. My Ex-Boyfriend did that to me once.. so I pushed him off of me. It wasn't House.. I don't even know what it was. PS. I don't think House is over sex.

genius_man16 0

Friday 10 April 2009 4:39

i feel sorry for all the people who say house > sex you must all have terrible sex lives.

n1125 0

Friday 10 April 2009 4:40

HOUSE.. is much much better. Hugh Laurie is sexyyyy

dancinginrain 0

Friday 10 April 2009 4:49

i swear this JUST happened to me. =/

LawlzN00bz 0

Friday 10 April 2009 4:48

Hahaha. I freaking love house. Hugh Lori is a ******* sexy fox. I don't blame him. Your life is not ******.

itsTiffany 0

Friday 10 April 2009 4:50

That suckssss

karissaaa 0

Friday 10 April 2009 4:55

haha xD i've never seen house, but if it made him stop...hm... i may start watching it

falloutgurl517 0

Friday 10 April 2009 4:58

yeah... I have to agree with pretty much everyone else... I wouldn't even be having sex if House was on.... just saying... it IS the best show in the world.... :D

pinkdaisy 0

Friday 10 April 2009 4:58

well house was on....i respect him for wanting to pay attention to house...its the best show ever. :-) if it was anything else i'd be calling him an ass. haha.