Misogyny gone mainstream
Today, my brother-in-law introduced my son to Andrew Tate videos. FML
Today, my brother-in-law introduced my son to Andrew Tate videos. FML
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anon9878 7
Good news he won’t be making many videos in jail so there won’t be much for him to watch
Bogrbon 27
“Have you talked to your kids about Andrew Tate? Because if you haven’t, someone else will.” Think of this as an opportunity to 1. Teach your kid why Tate is an asshole and a terrible person. Talk about respecting and being kind to women and girls. Talk about gender equality. It’s an opportunity to talk about consent in an age appropriate way. Also think about this as an opportunity to 2. Exclude said BiL from your family permanently.
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anon9878 7
Good news he won’t be making many videos in jail so there won’t be much for him to watch
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Point out that the guy is currently in jail awaiting trial for the way he treated women so it's pretty clear that both he and your brother-in-law don't know shit.
Bogrbon 27
“Have you talked to your kids about Andrew Tate? Because if you haven’t, someone else will.” Think of this as an opportunity to 1. Teach your kid why Tate is an asshole and a terrible person. Talk about respecting and being kind to women and girls. Talk about gender equality. It’s an opportunity to talk about consent in an age appropriate way. Also think about this as an opportunity to 2. Exclude said BiL from your family permanently.
poopface82 25
Are there any channels for “Andrew Tate is full of shit”? Maybe introduce your kid to those.