Today, I visited my vacation cabin. I've been planning to sell it, and it was in perfect condition when I last visited about 6 months ago. I walked in the door to find the floor covered in muddy pawprints and bloody remainders of meals. It appears some bears moved in during my absence. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML
Today, I returned to my sweet home after a two-month cozy vacation full of good memories, only to find that the place was sweet no more and had turned into a bug and mold-infested Petri dish uninhabitable for any living creature. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, I looked at house listings, found my parents' home, empty and repainted. I hope they're OK. No calls. I'd been gone for months, ill, weak, and struggling to recover. They knew this. They threw away life memories, my body of work, new clothing and supplies for when I got back on my feet, and more. Gutted. FML
Today, I woke up on the last day of my vacation at the beach to find that my dog had chewed a hole in the wall of my rented house, 2 hours before the owner arrived to check for any damage. FML
Today, I found out that my childhood vacation home was on sale for 149K. We sold it for 99K 9 months ago. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML
Today, I came to visit a friend I haven't seen in 3 years for a fun 2 month vacation of you know what. She has 2 more dogs now and soon as I stepped in her place after flying across the country, there were 2 piles if dog crap on the ground. I already want to fly out of here, and this is only day one. FML
Today, I went on a relaxing nature hike to de-stress. I got lost for hours, encountered a bear, and had to play dead, only for the bear to steal my sandwich then sit there for hours before finally leaving. FML
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Top comments
Filitov 0
Yogi Bear strikes again!
FFML_314 12
This comment is such a complete failure. I'm ashamed to share the same air supply with you.
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Comments (84)
MissErikaHart 0
gross
sonnet 0
Well at least the bloody remainders don't belong to you.
Smeagol648 0
What's so gross about that?
FFML_314 12
Not a damn thing. Makes me hungry.
ChrisSG 0
at least the occupants ain't in the cabin when u were there..
theian01 3
I can see down your shirt.
Lythiaren 8
I agree with 40. OP is lucky the bears weren't there at the time. Time for a call to wildlife conservation. D:
Shivermeshamrock 0
Yeah... I feel sorry for Op since this must be *Puts on sunglasses* un-bear-able. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
breenarae25 0
ahem.. your left boob is about to fall out, I suggest that you put that ball of fat back into your bra...
Annihilator 0
Buahahahaha
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
Your laugh makes you seem as if you're in league with the bears. Interesting...
MissErikaHart 0
gross
Filitov 0
Yogi Bear strikes again!
Dyer18 0
Reverse goldy locks
tweetygirl28 2
Your upset because you have bears? I am upset because you have a vacation house. Pretty sure the bears are long gone anyways other wise you wouldn't be here to whine and complain.
FFML_314 12
This comment is such a complete failure. I'm ashamed to share the same air supply with you.
MissErikaHart 0
well take a deep breath. ur sharing air with me too.
FFML_314 12
At least it's not the same species. I would hate to be a rodent.
Daerauko 0
turns on the radio. lol enough "air supply" for everyone!
DocBastard 40
FFML, I again find myself in agreement with you. To be upset at someone else's success is nothing short of asinine. To the original commenter: you should be ashamed of yourself.
Ohnocurly 0
You all have got Tweety all wrong. It's not her fault she can't have a cabin, It's the governments for not giving her more on her welfare check. She barely has enough for her smokes and boos.
sYmhaHa 0
FYI it's normal for the human race to be upset at other peoples success.. It's a shame to be upset at sharing air with someone else, especially when it's not yours to share.. But in any case if it's that bad stepping out in front of a moving bus can fix this for you, quick and easily..
DocBastard 40
Curly, I laugh out louded. Well played, sir.
RakaI 8
Bravo! :D
teentee401 37
Lol, 46, do you mean booze? As in alcohol?
randomnameflob 0
i lol'd
resinnet 0
sharing is caring, op
Mere155 0
Is ur name goldy locks
Rokksteady 3
At least you got a vacation cabin.
Noonaa_fml 0
seriously!!!!!
sloppyflow 1
could that bear be ur long lost father
bigbadtim 7
Papa bear?