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Twobytescarley's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    6%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    2%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    4%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    8%
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
    67%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    11%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    18%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    14%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    24%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    53%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    26%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    13%
  • VALIDATOR

    You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
    0%
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Twobytescarley's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous - / Sunday 2 September 2018 04:00 /

Cards Against Humanity Just Trolled This Girl's Complaint In The Best Way Possible, And We Are Wild About It.

Glitter seems cool in theory, but in reality? It's just one huge FML that, if not handled properly, you will never be able to escape and that you'll be seeing it in your dreams for the rest of eternity.

By Nadine - / Thursday 2 August 2018 17:30 / France - Paris

Amidst All The Mental Health Talk, One Woman's Story Raises An Important Point That We Seem To Be Forgetting

Sometimes, you have to jump in instead of waiting for people to ask for help.

By nadine - / Wednesday 13 June 2018 22:00 /

19 Funny Vet Signs That Deserve A Round of Appaws

You’ve seen funny church signs before, but they’re not the only ones winning the sign game. These terribly corny, but wonderfully cute signs will make you howl.

By Nina - / Wednesday 24 January 2018 22:00 / France - Paris

24 Funny and Clever Signs From This Weekend’s Women’s March That Prove Protest Comes With Puns

Last Saturday, women in the United States and their allies around the world rallied to express their grievances with the government. Though it may be a serious cause, the way they expressed their FMLs on their signs was quite funny.

By Nina - / Monday 22 January 2018 22:00 /