Kids, Sex, Virginity, Awkward and Intimacy: Early start

Early start

By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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By Ribbed for Her Disaster - 04/04/2013 16:04 - United Kingdom - Orpington

Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

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By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 18:55 - United Kingdom - Southwold

Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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By Okay - 31/10/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML

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Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…

By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway

Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML

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By LovesHisHand - 20/09/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML

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By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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texmas 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 2:21

I'm 19 and still a virgin. It's not for lack of opportunity, I just don't want to give it up for just anyone.

Jenny_Alles 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 18:09

That's ****** up. Talk to your sister or something before she gets chlamydia.

Comments

xJC77x 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:57

140 needs to chill the **** out?

azn_pridee69 0

Friday 13 August 2010 7:01

wtfuck @ 140..

injuryftl 0

Monday 16 August 2010 5:31

14 is to young to have sex like really 16 is better but still to young in my opinion 18+ with the person you love is a good time but like i said this is my opinion.

parachute0207 0

Monday 23 August 2010 11:02

yah please you should wait!!! shes only 14! DANG ...girls will respect u more if you wait

sexy_babe_123 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 1:25

wuts a normal age i wuz 12..

jayke518 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 2:53

dude what's the big deal if she wants to get some? seriously

alana120592 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 22:54

ok,someone please tell me why everyone who isnt a virgin till marriage gets called a ****,*****,etc. I mean honestly its their decision not urs so stop judging everyone! JEEZ