Sex, Virginity and Intimacy: Admit it

Admit it

By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

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You deserved it 5 606

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By virginmary - 06/12/2009 08:07 - United States

Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML

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You deserved it 3 203

Early start

By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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You deserved it 6 472

By loser - 02/03/2016 00:20 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML

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You deserved it 1 646

Never ever

By notgettinsome - 10/11/2013 06:15 - Australia

Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 277

You deserved it 5 230

By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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You deserved it 8 881

By poorlyparented - 16/06/2015 12:05 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 725

By Confused - 15/09/2009 09:58 - United States

Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML

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You deserved it 2 438

Projection much, Mom?

By Anonymous - 10/12/2022 14:00 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my mother brought my sex life in front of an entire family gathering. I lost my virginity at 17 and when she found out she called me a whore. This time, she told the family I'd slept with 100 men by the time I was 18. I’m 40 and my body count is 10. FML

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You deserved it 236

Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…

By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway

Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 287

You deserved it 7 889

By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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You deserved it 87 016

maiden_girl 5

Saturday 14 February 2009 9:27

No shame there. =p I'm 18 (almost 19 this year) old virgin. I'm female. Don't know why but I don't normally meet guys who find this quality very appealing about a girl... weird.

aimee0027 17

Sunday 5 August 2012 5:02

Being a virgin shouldn't be seen as a bad thing. There's no shame in it.

Comments

greenman_fml 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 13:13

go to a farm and felate a pig. problem solved

humorizer 14

Sunday 12 February 2012 20:16

Why is this an FML? If it's for religious reasons, congrats. 23 years here, and still abstinent by choice. :D

maiden_girl 5

Saturday 14 February 2009 9:27

No shame there. =p I'm 18 (almost 19 this year) old virgin. I'm female. Don't know why but I don't normally meet guys who find this quality very appealing about a girl... weird.

tootsie68 22

Saturday 24 March 2012 2:27

Because they want to get into your pants, thats why.

ceedub24 0

Thursday 17 May 2012 0:07

No worries I'm a 18 year old virgin as well, and I'm a guy.

aimee0027 17

Sunday 5 August 2012 5:02

Being a virgin shouldn't be seen as a bad thing. There's no shame in it.

Nederlander95 14

Thursday 5 September 2013 22:41

It's not an unappealing quality, nor is it an appealing one.

how_to_implode 17

Friday 14 March 2014 20:19

I waited until I was 19 to lose my virginity. I wanted to be sure I was ready and that it was at least with someone I could trust (being realistic, I wasn't expecting any magical, romantic affair). To me, the story you've got afterward is very important. "I gave it up to a good friend that I trusted, and it was pretty lame sex but I felt good afterward," really trumps "I hooked up with a guy I don't even like that much and afterwards I felt like shit."

captcool024 0

Monday 16 February 2009 6:59

lol.. # 24.. thats not weird.. most of us are like that.

lolretard 0

Monday 30 April 2012 7:04

Time travel?

Blobenshnogen 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 22:04

yeah nothing wrong with that. its actually pretty cool and i agree with #25, most of us ARE like that

Judahsh 8

Wednesday 15 August 2012 13:50

Time travel again?

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 14:42

@24: I thought most guys liked virgins. It's nice when you share a new experience with someone, and sex is a good experience. Getting drunk for the first time with someone is also fun. So yeah I'd probably like losing my virginity to a virgin. Being with a virgin and having her give that up for you, finding you special enough among others that have come before you, is probably something a lot of guys or girls would like.