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By  isallwaysme  |  27

Virgins nowadays are like unicorns. There are none.

By  dzombie  |  15

I'm pretty sure that's why locks were invented.

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By  isallwaysme  |  27

Virgins nowadays are like unicorns. There are none.

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  Airman1988  |  9

It saddens me that being a virgin is used as an insult in today's society sometimes. The way things are anymore being a virgin should be respected. Makes me fear my daughter growing up in this world.

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  ladytigerhunts  |  20

Oh oh, not exactly. I'm still a virgin. I know many people who are still virgins. There just isn't many.

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  Wizardo  |  32

Its like different levels of virginity and chasteness grants you various forms of unicornism, for example a celibate would have wings, a diamond horn and when he/she runs/flies rainbows come out of its ass... amazing.

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  little_one  |  20

When you don't screw before marriage the girl will laugh at your small dick that before then you didn't know was small. Being a virgin isn't a bad thing or even just not having one night stands, but some people can't keep in there pants. I know I couldn't but I did marry him... What he was good what can I say.

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  Jemm_fml  |  29

I just came to say that this is the most hilarious FML thread I've seen in a while. Good job, everybody! (Except you, ladytigerhunts. No applause for you. None.)

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  gg27787  |  6

I'm a unicorn, but can I be a dragon instead? Not a huge assholes one though. Like a 6 foot dragon that just went around, giving advice and flying and shit.

By  dzombie  |  15

I'm pretty sure that's why locks were invented.

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  Cintia07  |  7

Locks? Ha! I'm almost sure they were invented to try to keep zombies away. And not to prevent lil sisters walking in on you while having some alone sexy time.

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  MrsDruidess  |  23

OP YDI! You should have locked or put something, anything, behind the door. Also if you can't than try a freaking blanket so your not vag out to the whole house! If you are going to live at home with such "toys" you have got to grow the hell up and have an oz of intelligence!

By  DracoSpirita  |  21

Well, are you a virgin?

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  M_Rainbow  |  7

According to her sister,apparently,yes!

By  lashes_to_ashes  |  14

You don't have locks on doors?v

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  Bob_Cat_fml  |  14

And I'm pretty sure that what #110 was trying to say is that the little sister was implying that she (the 12-year-old) isn't herself a virgin. Not the older sister. That's indeed a FML if her little sister gets laid before her and moreover at 12.

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  Pyro_Wolf  |  17

HIt could be that OP's sister isn't a virgin or she could think that being a virgin is a bad thing. With the way my generation is....I wouldn't be surprised either way..

By  young_weezy_fml  |  3

are you mad because she laughed, called you a virgin, or because she left

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