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It saddens me that being a virgin is used as an insult in today's society sometimes. The way things are anymore being a virgin should be respected. Makes me fear my daughter growing up in this world.

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Most people that joke about virgins are virgins themselves anyways. If you're really getting any, you wouldn't brag about it.

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Guys I want to be a pegasus unicorn. Then I can fly and I have a horn in my head. Being a virgin is great.

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Wow, there are so many unicorns at my engineering college, including me.... *Flys off with a horn on my head studying the physics of friendship*

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Its like different levels of virginity and chasteness grants you various forms of unicornism, for example a celibate would have wings, a diamond horn and when he/she runs/flies rainbows come out of its ass... amazing.

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B-but...UNICORNS ARE REAL! DO NOT DENY THEIR EXISTENCE! THEY WILL PEE ON YOU! And then the daleks will exterminate you >:o

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I just came to say that this is the most hilarious FML thread I've seen in a while. Good job, everybody! (Except you, ladytigerhunts. No applause for you. None.)

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I'm a unicorn, but can I be a dragon instead? Not a huge assholes one though. Like a 6 foot dragon that just went around, giving advice and flying and shit.

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136 alicorn... i just read piers anthonys bearing an hourglass... the alicorn was awsome ;) murderouse little bastered

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77: "I know many virgins... there just aren't many virgins" Which fucking one? there are many and you know tgem yhere aren't?

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I want to join this army of unicorns! Being a virgin is awesome; I will stay a virgin the rest of my life if I can be a unicorn!

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And if you live with anyone and you're in a room that doesn't have locks you don't masturbate in that room.

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If I needed privacy in a door that has no lock, I would put a door stop under the door. There are ways.

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OP YDI! You should have locked or put something, anything, behind the door. Also if you can't than try a freaking blanket so your not vag out to the whole house! If you are going to live at home with such "toys" you have got to grow the hell up and have an oz of intelligence!

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I don't think the FML was because she got caught I think it's because her 12 yr old sister implied that she isn't a virgin

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And I'm pretty sure that what #110 was trying to say is that the little sister was implying that she (the 12-year-old) isn't herself a virgin. Not the older sister. That's indeed a FML if her little sister gets laid before her and moreover at 12.

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HIt could be that OP's sister isn't a virgin or she could think that being a virgin is a bad thing. With the way my generation is....I wouldn't be surprised either way..

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And then introduce her to your imaginary boyfriend. Unless you don't want her to get an imaginary pregnancy.

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