LOL

that guy is my hero.

you have to also be drunk to understand what he is saying silly

aww why the thumbs down? this guy not only can detect reincarnations of hitler, but he also has an alliance with the ninja community. sounds like hero material to me.

Maybe he got nervous and got drunk to ease his feelings? But you have to admit he did say some funny things haha.

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

hey everyone, I'm back!

This guy stole my first date topics

chuck Norris checks under his bed for ninjas

haha

dont mess wit the ninjas (:

I don't understand how "1 in 5 relationships meet online" nowadays. that's some bs

I don't understand how "1 in 5 relationships begin online" nowadays. that's some bs.

So why do you offend the ninjas?

BWA HAHA

YDI for offending the ninja community.

Lol made me laugh what you said

88- I would think the ninjas would check under their bed for Chuck Norris.

chuck Norris couldn't make it thru ninja training

hahaahahahahh

F**k Dat b***h!!!

166. why would i "fork" that "batch"?

115 funny funny ;)

145 - Chuck Norris invented ninja training.

hopefully he wasnt telling the truth mrs.hitler. lmao.

so do you think OP has a mustache?

A female, ninja-hitler. Sign me up.

chuck Norris checks under his bed for me.

drunk people have a tendency to be telling the truth.... so are you really offensive to the ninja community?

I didn't notice you were gone 63

Was he Jewish?

so you think their will be a second date

145 ninja training wouldn't make it through Chuck Norris

this must be what happens when ninjas date pirates.

are you drunk right now? I'm just saying you could do better

LMAO

ROFL

-insert laughing acronym here-

never offend ninjas...seriously don't

Of course! You think he'd lie about that?!

if this comment gets thumbs up, I will name my son Pikachu.

I think what 28 was trying to say was, giggity giggity alrigghttt.

Why? I once, insulted the ninja community and I'm aliv-

There is no such thing as automatic doors—they are worked by gentlemen ninjas.

nice one 71

were coming for u op

hssss...

the worst part is you won't see them coming.... literally.

death is upon him O.O

Don't juggalo's call themselves "ninjas" from time to time?

"seemingly nice guy" is what she said

I'm sure she's so sorry for not adding "seemingly" to her comment.

clever response

wasted response^. lol I kid. I kid. how long did OP talk to this loser before meeting. bad bad idea!

if ur offensive to the ninja community u deserve it

Uhhh no... I would have been HAPPY he left