By ninja_blasphemer - 25/07/2011 19:24 - Ireland

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
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Airick_TheGreat 2

so I'm guessing the date went ok?

Well, were you offensive against the ninja community?


Airick_TheGreat 2

so I'm guessing the date went ok?

CasualZombie 6

that guy is my hero.

you have to also be drunk to understand what he is saying silly

CasualZombie 6

aww why the thumbs down? this guy not only can detect reincarnations of hitler, but he also has an alliance with the ninja community. sounds like hero material to me.

Maybe he got nervous and got drunk to ease his feelings? But you have to admit he did say some funny things haha.

kcircuses2 4

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

HowAreYouToday 34

hey everyone, I'm back!

enonymous 8

This guy stole my first date topics

NastyNinja31 0

chuck Norris checks under his bed for ninjas

coffeygirl12 14

dont mess wit the ninjas (:

Kennzz 0

I don't understand how "1 in 5 relationships meet online" nowadays. that's some bs

Kennzz 0

I don't understand how "1 in 5 relationships begin online" nowadays. that's some bs.

So why do you offend the ninjas?

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TheBitchOfChuckN 7

YDI for offending the ninja community.

Lol made me laugh what you said

adropofpeace 8

88- I would think the ninjas would check under their bed for Chuck Norris.

NastyNinja31 0

chuck Norris couldn't make it thru ninja training

freshV43 0

F**k Dat b***h!!!

166. why would i "fork" that "batch"?

garrettsgirl 0

115 funny funny ;)

emmkaycee 0

145 - Chuck Norris invented ninja training.

katieklein 0

hopefully he wasnt telling the truth mrs.hitler. lmao.

so do you think OP has a mustache?

A female, ninja-hitler. Sign me up.

chuck Norris checks under his bed for me.

My_Name_Is_ 5

drunk people have a tendency to be telling the truth.... so are you really offensive to the ninja community?

I didn't notice you were gone 63

Was he Jewish?

Osito2011 9

so you think their will be a second date

145 ninja training wouldn't make it through Chuck Norris

this must be what happens when ninjas date pirates.

Jvr91 8

are you drunk right now? I'm just saying you could do better

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12em12 1

-insert laughing acronym here-

I don't think your life expectancy will be very high if you go around offending ninjas! Sounds like you're well off away from him!

Well, were you offensive against the ninja community?

samuel96 3

never offend ninjas...seriously don't

Of course! You think he'd lie about that?!

if this comment gets thumbs up, I will name my son Pikachu.

I think what 28 was trying to say was, giggity giggity alrigghttt.

Why? I once, insulted the ninja community and I'm aliv-

There is no such thing as automatic doors—they are worked by gentlemen ninjas.

Orcina1 3

nice one 71

NastyNinja31 0

were coming for u op

This2Rudy 7


MsRandomKatie 0

the worst part is you won't see them coming.... literally.

neimato1 0

death is upon him O.O

Don't juggalo's call themselves "ninjas" from time to time?

you must be a pretty crappy Jewish ninja

muchagente 5

"nice guy i met online".... but did he explain the hitler thing? just curious.

"seemingly nice guy" is what she said

ifailplzinsultme 0

I'm sure she's so sorry for not adding "seemingly" to her comment.

rebeldevil 4

clever response

zuzupetalsYO 11

wasted response^. lol I kid. I kid. how long did OP talk to this loser before meeting. bad bad idea!

if ur offensive to the ninja community u deserve it

kiran_fml 5

well then, I suppose there won't be a second date. unless you like rude ninjas?

Weetart 8

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I bet it sucks to be you right now :P

Uhhh no... I would have been HAPPY he left