Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML
Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML
Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
Today, I received a phone call from a good guy friend of mine, someone I haven't seen for years. He tells me he has "deep" feelings for me, and wants to know since my husband is deployed, if it would be okay if we "dated" because he told his parents I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
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Top comments
seximexi911 10
Oh wow I'm so sorry. Usually it's the other way around. Either way, it still sucks :(
ProhibitionRose 14
Oh all the evil things you could do... I'd start with calling his command and informing them of his extra marital affairs, as you see the military seriously frowns upon that shit. Then, once the douchebag gets into deep shit, you can serve him with divorce papers. But remember, if you have the attorneys on the base closest to you representing you first, he has to find the expensive non-military ones. **** him, you can do better. And don't buy that crap about military men having a different girl in every country. Real men don't do that shit.
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Comments (285)
spacetravel 1
What is wrong with people these days?! What happened to honor and respect and honesty?
Lilacware 4
Those things no longer exist. lol
hockey9462 3
AISIAN INVASION!!!
savannah0168 4
I know a lot of military that cheat. I don't know why you get married if your gonna cheat. I'm sorry, my boyfriend cheating on me while he was in Japan as well.
conqueror57 11
If you're married, why did you go, too? Still sucks though.
conqueror57 11
*didn't, even not did
AmbrosiaWriter 17
It could be because she had her life in the States and she didn't want to uproot everything to go live in a country where the culture is completely and utterly unlike our own, and the language is very hard to learn - leaving her friends, her family, and whatever else behind. It could ALSO be because she just wasn't allowed that option. Not every married couple gets to stay together when one gets sent overseas on deployment.
kathii01 20
When military personal are deployed to places like Japan and Korea, family is not allowed to go with.
militarybrat 21
Actually in the air force you have the option to go one year alone, or two with ur spouse/children, for South Korea. You would have to pay for the plane tickets though.
NoKittyMyPotPie 3
Well, Some Japanese women are really sexy.
glittercookies 12
Rude.
ManlyDunsparce 3
He couldn't resist some Asian ass. Don't blame him. WAY TO GO.
Rocky007 15
Sorry this happened, but you should give him a chance to explain. You can still make it work. Good luck.
chosha_fml 27
To explain what? Do you really think there's any good reason he could offer for having a girlfriend while married?
DenisTheMenace 13
????????????, if you know what I mean.
MickGold 8
No, idk what you mean...????????????
kaywease 0
God that must of been horrible
susta311 0
Hahaha sucks