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Black **** down?
In all seriousness, is a black **** ever down?
Touché
Oh okay so it says "I'm a ******* moron who can't spell or come up with an original comment so I just type in random characters followed by question marks in hopes of getting thumbs up."
Proving hes a moron.
OP, this is the part where you let your husband catch you riding dick. Dick other than his.
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The enemy is everywere he is doing a service to the country.JK he sounds like a dick.
I bet she polishes his helmet
Best. Advice. Ever. Seriously, OP, that's the way to go. I'm pretty sure they'll set him on fire if he ever tries to enter a federal building ever again.
I'm resisting the urge to click YDI for not noticing that the rest of his unit wasn't deployed. FYL for your husband being pond scum though. Ruin his career, he deserves it.
1- you're really attractive!
Thanks. You too! Looks like I have a lot of haters. Bring it!!
Nice hooters. I ment the owl
Nice melons too. I'm holding watermelons!
265- that was a fam. guy reference yuh creep! O_o
Attack the intruder too
Court martial! :-)
Ah delta two four we got a cheater in home base COPY THAT!! MARINES TAKE HIM OUT!! Ho ah
Oh mr. Springer, do I have an episode for you!
Sorry im not good with marine talk considering the fact my profile picture is navy seals
He won't get discharged from the military, but he may be stripped of rank, and sent to clean toilets for a living. Or at least that's what would happen in the air force. Idk about other branches. Never heard of that happening though. Don't know how he would be able to avoid the OP.
Ah, another lady taking an extended vacation to Pen Island.
depends on his rank and whether or not he's enlisted or commissioned. My husband has seen this happen. One enlisted, sleeping with two different married officers...I'm hoping at different times...while deployed. If I remember correctly, the officers were kicked out and she was busted down to private.
I think he has already had plenty of discharge.
First!!!
ryan no actually you're 3rd.... and sorry op guys r sneaky but how would u not know...??
Looks like third to me, jackass.
Beachu!
Give him a break guys, he was only off by two.
Staton your foot in his ass.
I have a feeling it's going to be like a battlefield in her house...
it's a war.. the women are fighting over where the husbands **** is at.
Station, sorry :P
I don't think anyone noticed.
It's his duty to please that booty
no. it's his job to control his knob.
.....
Its his career to enter her from the rear?
*Facepalm*
Do yourself and all of us a huge favour, and gtfo FML.
You're ******* retarded.
wow, you are a dumb ass! go read a book.
Wow...
Real bastard but i gotta wonder how you found out
He definitely getting in the action ;)
I'm gonna guess from someone else in his military group (I forget what it's called) that wasn't in Afghanistan. Or one of the higher ranked officers.
26-it's called a platoon
oh right! haha thanks
Maybe she travelled to Afghanistan and didnt found him ;)
143 Yeah, that sounds logical....
Ouch!/:
Your cute :x lolol
probably her husband's last words.
I think this it some kind of alien dialect. It looks slightly complicated but I should be able to decode it in the next few hours.
Okay it says "I'm a moron that can't spell or come up with an original comment so I just type in random characters followed by question marks in hopes of getting thumbs up." Woah that's deep!
see, it didn't take you hours to figure it out :))
Yes, turns out it wasn't alien, just idiot. It's easy to get those two mixed up. Although idiot is much easier to translate.
Keywords
Staton your foot in his ass.
Black **** down?