Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML
Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML
Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
Today, I received a phone call from a good guy friend of mine, someone I haven't seen for years. He tells me he has "deep" feelings for me, and wants to know since my husband is deployed, if it would be okay if we "dated" because he told his parents I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
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seximexi911 10
Oh wow I'm so sorry. Usually it's the other way around. Either way, it still sucks :(
ProhibitionRose 14
Oh all the evil things you could do... I'd start with calling his command and informing them of his extra marital affairs, as you see the military seriously frowns upon that shit. Then, once the douchebag gets into deep shit, you can serve him with divorce papers. But remember, if you have the attorneys on the base closest to you representing you first, he has to find the expensive non-military ones. **** him, you can do better. And don't buy that crap about military men having a different girl in every country. Real men don't do that shit.
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Nick_Stauffer 1
Call up his command, I'm sure they would love an explanations right before they send him to captains mast and demote his ass
pinkglitz 2
Probably his new girl a prostitute.
silentbutfunny 0
43 they scare**
AnagenisisZagus 13
I believe he was referring to the picture when saying "it scares me." Would not that be correct then?
silentbutfunny 0
I assumed cause they are both lunitics and downright creepy. Gaga showed up to the oscars in an egg! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE!!
marcosh 0
I not trying to be an ass but it's better you found out now, cause he could have come home and you would have never been the wiser. At least he will have to pay some nice alimony, he got you in the heart you get him in the pocket your pain might have been greater but his will be longer.
hateevryone 15
you should've said "well me and boyfriend was just wondering how he's doing"
LadyJoker21 0
Man that pisses me off!!!
awesomegerf 7
I'm so sorry
Serna1212 0
Messed up! -__-