Love: Distance makes the heart…

Distance makes the heart…

By unknown - 27/02/2012 17:42 - United States

Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML

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By Dejected - 07/12/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I finally got a hold of my husband who I haven't actually talked to in 2 and 1/2 weeks since he is deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle, in Call of Duty. FML

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By AlwaysGottaFML - 20/08/2011 07:26 - United States

Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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By Stupid - 01/03/2019 04:00

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML

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By Katie - 09/10/2012 05:42 - United States - Homewood

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

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You deserved it 2 096

Creep from the past

By annoyed - 19/12/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I received a phone call from a good guy friend of mine, someone I haven't seen for years. He tells me he has "deep" feelings for me, and wants to know since my husband is deployed, if it would be okay if we "dated" because he told his parents I'm his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 889

By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 06:32 - Canada

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

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You deserved it 3 039

By Hesintrouble - 23/07/2013 19:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML

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By C0olgirl - 03/04/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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seximexi911 10

Tuesday 28 February 2012 2:03

Oh wow I'm so sorry. Usually it's the other way around. Either way, it still sucks :(

ProhibitionRose 14

Tuesday 28 February 2012 2:26

Oh all the evil things you could do... I'd start with calling his command and informing them of his extra marital affairs, as you see the military seriously frowns upon that shit. Then, once the douchebag gets into deep shit, you can serve him with divorce papers. But remember, if you have the attorneys on the base closest to you representing you first, he has to find the expensive non-military ones. **** him, you can do better. And don't buy that crap about military men having a different girl in every country. Real men don't do that shit.

Comments

Nick_Stauffer 1

Tuesday 28 February 2012 5:15

Call up his command, I'm sure they would love an explanations right before they send him to captains mast and demote his ass

pinkglitz 2

Tuesday 28 February 2012 5:20

Probably his new girl a prostitute.

silentbutfunny 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 5:26

43 they scare**

AnagenisisZagus 13

Tuesday 28 February 2012 5:33

I believe he was referring to the picture when saying "it scares me." Would not that be correct then?

silentbutfunny 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 5:40

I assumed cause they are both lunitics and downright creepy. Gaga showed up to the oscars in an egg! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE!!

marcosh 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 5:50

I not trying to be an ass but it's better you found out now, cause he could have come home and you would have never been the wiser. At least he will have to pay some nice alimony, he got you in the heart you get him in the pocket your pain might have been greater but his will be longer.