By Stupid - 01/03/2019 04:00
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She’s probably his stalker! I’m going to tell your story to my wife, Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez, she’ll get a kick out of it!
First, I apologize in advance to everyone who got the joke in the first place. OK, Lor'ren. The joke was that the "wife" was just some rando that is under the delusion she's married to the OP's boyfriend. Obviously, I'm not married to AOC (yet!), so claiming to be married to her is just as absurd. You're never too old to have a schoolboy crush, at least I'm not.