Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying...

By Stupid - 01/03/2019 04:00

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By omgitserika - 18/11/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

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By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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By notahomewrecker - 09/01/2010 16:07 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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By debiebs - 29/12/2015 12:04 - Brazil - Salvador

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML

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By 3yrneveragainn - 31/12/2010 00:45

Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML

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By sunkissedberries - 15/07/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

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manb91uk 22

Friday 1 March 2019 4:52

He might not be once she gets through with the divorce... Maybe you should play the same game and insist you're single and don't have a boyfriend?

alycion 38

Friday 1 March 2019 5:29

Exes have claimed to be currents to prevent the other from moving on. Hope you aren’t dealing with a crazy ex.

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bloopaloop 27

Friday 1 March 2019 4:42

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

manb91uk 22

Friday 1 March 2019 4:52

He might not be once she gets through with the divorce... Maybe you should play the same game and insist you're single and don't have a boyfriend?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 1 March 2019 4:55

She’s probably his stalker! I’m going to tell your story to my wife, Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez, she’ll get a kick out of it!

Lor'ren Galloway 5

Friday 1 March 2019 9:38

the hell is up with the AOC comments. how is this relevant

RichardPencil 30

Friday 1 March 2019 16:14

First, I apologize in advance to everyone who got the joke in the first place. OK, Lor'ren. The joke was that the "wife" was just some rando that is under the delusion she's married to the OP's boyfriend. Obviously, I'm not married to AOC (yet!), so claiming to be married to her is just as absurd. You're never too old to have a schoolboy crush, at least I'm not.