Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML
Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML
Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
Today, I received a phone call from a good guy friend of mine, someone I haven't seen for years. He tells me he has "deep" feelings for me, and wants to know since my husband is deployed, if it would be okay if we "dated" because he told his parents I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
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seximexi911 10
Oh wow I'm so sorry. Usually it's the other way around. Either way, it still sucks :(
ProhibitionRose 14
Oh all the evil things you could do... I'd start with calling his command and informing them of his extra marital affairs, as you see the military seriously frowns upon that shit. Then, once the douchebag gets into deep shit, you can serve him with divorce papers. But remember, if you have the attorneys on the base closest to you representing you first, he has to find the expensive non-military ones. **** him, you can do better. And don't buy that crap about military men having a different girl in every country. Real men don't do that shit.
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Comments (285)
Mirorbo 27
Eternally faithful til death do us part...null and void when in another country.
Mirorbo 27
I LOVE the fact that FML has been taking things oh-so seriously lately. I can't make a single joke unless I label it otherwise, and even then my comment is seen as inappropriate. Grow some backbone, people!
omarzrgz 3
I feel the same way. The only way this works in FML is if you're someone like Docbastard and anyone else that devotes their life to this website when they probably don't even get paid for it. It's a popularity contest really.
Skafta 0
What a loser. Honestly.
goodgood_fml 5
That's terrible. FYL, OP.
GoW_Chick 15
It's not cheating if you're in a different timezone... Really though that's messed up. since he is in japan hooking up it's time for you to go Italy and have a hook up of your own only fair, right?
76transam 0
Why go to italy? There's plenty of us already here
perdix 31
There are very few Japanese-Italians in the US. I can't account for GoW_chick's fetishes.
SaMmIMonster96 6
I say Germany :). Ah the guys there
I_heart_sex 1
I like the way you think! What goes around comes around. Tit for tat (twat) forgot how that goes.
76transam 0
Tell her "Well im glad hes good just let him know i got our valtrex refilled and its in the mail should be there in a few days!"
twilightluvr101 4
Time to look up valtrex on urban dictionary... Ooh now I get it!
perdix 31
Would you have preferred his girlfriend said that he was doing poorly? What kind of sadist are you that you want him to suffer?!
maryam8869 7
Sorry, but its not funny perdix
GVirdi 11
How's his girlfriend doing?
twilightluvr101 4
Why would op give 2 *****!?
yetanotherginger 19
because her husband already did
twilightluvr101 4
Lol I see what u did there
ProhibitionRose 14
Oh all the evil things you could do... I'd start with calling his command and informing them of his extra marital affairs, as you see the military seriously frowns upon that shit. Then, once the douchebag gets into deep shit, you can serve him with divorce papers. But remember, if you have the attorneys on the base closest to you representing you first, he has to find the expensive non-military ones. **** him, you can do better. And don't buy that crap about military men having a different girl in every country. Real men don't do that shit.
cajunjynx 0
Hooah
boomhauer18 3
First she has to prove it there not going to just take her word.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
SHE doesn't have to prove anything. If she informs them of what happened the officer in command will launch an investigation into the matter. In the military you don't have the same "burden of proof" as you might if you were a civilian. All he has to do is find a couple of guys who will vouch that her husband has been seen on dates with women or anything else that supports the suspected affair. Then the officer can punish, based on that alone.
heyred 11
My ex-fiancé was charged with "attempted adultery" when he aggressively came on to a married woman. The military has a very low tolerance for that crap!
murphy22 6
He'll be court marshaled for adultery lol hope the bitch was worth it!!
boomhauer18 3
Im not sure but im pretty sure thats proof like i said she needs proof. Any who im glad for him better him than her like the rest of the military women.
mrssuarez2011 12
No, incorrect she does not need proof.
TSN619 7
Ok let's settle this. First, I'm a military policeman stuff like this is right down my alley. Yes, if she calls his command and says this is going on then an investigation will be launched. If the person is seen with another woman he cannot be punished on that information alone. People are allowed to hang out man and woman as friends. Some form of proof other than them being seen together is necessary. Also, if the service member requests a courts martial then the military rules of evidence do apply and there would have to be proof of sexual contact.
twofirstnames 12
Being a long distance from each other is hard. Staying in the relationship takes a lot of commitment. Unfortunately that's not always the case. I'm sorry OP.
Rasetsu 10
Gomenasai.