Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
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Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML
Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML
Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
Today, I received a phone call from a good guy friend of mine, someone I haven't seen for years. He tells me he has "deep" feelings for me, and wants to know since my husband is deployed, if it would be okay if we "dated" because he told his parents I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
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seximexi911 10
Oh wow I'm so sorry. Usually it's the other way around. Either way, it still sucks :(
ProhibitionRose 14
Oh all the evil things you could do... I'd start with calling his command and informing them of his extra marital affairs, as you see the military seriously frowns upon that shit. Then, once the douchebag gets into deep shit, you can serve him with divorce papers. But remember, if you have the attorneys on the base closest to you representing you first, he has to find the expensive non-military ones. **** him, you can do better. And don't buy that crap about military men having a different girl in every country. Real men don't do that shit.
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Comments (285)
I_Punch_Babies 7
anyone that cheats on their boyfriend/husband should be shot
Dodge4x4Ram 46
i was station in Japan,,i saw married men do what people do in Vegas
skyeyez9 25
Korea is like that too.
PenFifteen_fml 0
That's not the only thing that needs to get kicked.
br0ccoli 15
She loves him "long time" and loves his dragon roll in her mouth ;)
trueblue170 13
No. Just...no.
Bigboned38 0
And yet another reason why I think you should not be allowed be be married or have kids of your I'm the military, you can't be a good husband or wife, father or mother if your never there!
jwebster 8
My husband is an amazing father and husband. He makes up for the time gone when he is home. I hate his job in the Navy with a passion but it does not affect the kind of father or husband he is. He is totally faithful at home and away. And I know that cause he is a minute man by the time he gets back! Lol
Bigboned38 0
I'm sure then are many people like your husband but there are many more that are not !
TaoShaman 24
There are plenty of people in the military that make good family members. Not all of them go overseas and if they do not all of them go without their families. It's very unrealistic to ask that. My mother was in the military my entire childhood and took very good care of me by herself.
Heather_M_21 10
My Husband is station in Germany. I just had that happen to me last night. So I feel your pain. And not sure how to explain that to my 2yr old that daddy won't be coming home to us in May. Instead he's going to be with his New Girlfriend and her family.
skyeyez9 25
I would just move, don't leave a forwarding address and write him off completely. He would be a shit father anyways if he is choosing to stay there and not be with his wife and toddler.
MuchDance90s 0
that's so sad. what a horrible man.
jgasco 2
I bet she sucks.
thecovert 7
I've heard it is hard to serve over Cs.
andythegreat 0
Call his command. People like that are why when I was there for 18 months my wife and I fought so much. I didn't cheat on her she didn't on me but these assholes made her uneasy about the distance and time apart. I was the married unaccompanied Guy that didn't cheat on his spouse because I respected her too much.
jwebster 8
Thank you for serving HONORABLY.
AgaveLoco 5
Ouch!!!!!!