Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML
Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML
Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
Today, I received a phone call from a good guy friend of mine, someone I haven't seen for years. He tells me he has "deep" feelings for me, and wants to know since my husband is deployed, if it would be okay if we "dated" because he told his parents I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
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seximexi911 10
Oh wow I'm so sorry. Usually it's the other way around. Either way, it still sucks :(
ProhibitionRose 14
Oh all the evil things you could do... I'd start with calling his command and informing them of his extra marital affairs, as you see the military seriously frowns upon that shit. Then, once the douchebag gets into deep shit, you can serve him with divorce papers. But remember, if you have the attorneys on the base closest to you representing you first, he has to find the expensive non-military ones. **** him, you can do better. And don't buy that crap about military men having a different girl in every country. Real men don't do that shit.
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Livincor 3
I hate to read that OP, guys who do that give us a bad name, but that just proves you can find someone better out there and I wish you good luck
skyeyez9 25
Happened to a friend of mine too. Except her hubby was stationed in Kuwait and hooked up with a contractor half her age. He then extended his job there for another year and pretty much abandoned his wife and two young children. He was then surprised she filed from divorce and honestly thought being away for 2yrs while cheating would not affect their marriage and kids. Such an asshole.
jordann_27 11
Get a divorce! Seriously, you can do way better than that him...FYL.
jizzwold 21
46 I don't think cheating constitutes that level of violence. You were probably just joking though.
waldoo37 8
Can't blame him, Japanese women are HOT!
TaoShaman 24
Really? That's not a good reason at all.
RogueWarrior869 23
Get counseling or get a divorce. I kinda feel for the girlfriend, too. Did she have any idea the guy was married? I doubt it.
corabeth_09 2
Wow that definitely sucks I'm sorry!!!!
Psycho_Babydoll 26
If it's any consolation, I'm pretty sure his Japanese girlfriend doesn't shave her bush.
texan4ever 2
If he is in the military and married, why are you not there with him? Doesn't change the fact that he is a dick, I'm just curious
salmonodin 9
You're the millionth person to post something like this. (Before you tell me, "I'm not the millionth person! Duh!" I'm using a hyperbole.) Not every family gets that choice. If you read the other comments before posting, you would know that.
alexalyles 6
im so sorry!!! he IS a ******** though. you could do better than someone who cheats on you while station someplace. and just becuase thier married, doesnt mean that you go with him everywhere! my dad was stationed for 9 months in asia. i barely reconized him when he got home. im sooo sorry :'(