Today, there is a wasp nest right next to my front door. To exit the house safely, I have to use the back door and carefully sneak over to the car. Alternatively, I can just walk everywhere. Or I can become a shut-in, but I don't think I'd last long. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a wasp ended up in the house. Normally, I'd just open a door to outside and run for cover, but my 3-year-old son was home, so I decided to be brave and kill it. It flew into the air vents. We're now playing wasp roulette every time we enter a room. FML
Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML
Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat, and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML
Today, I was waiting in the car for my roommate to come outside so we could get to work. He was taking his sweet ass time. And there was a large wasp flying around. And I have a fear of bees. And the window refused to roll up. I sat there, frozen in fear, until he finally came out. FML
Today, I thought I'd patched up the hole in my window pretty well. That is, until I heard a buzzing noise in my room. There was a huge ass bee that somehow got inside and was trying to escape. I would've helped, but I'm terrified of bees, and I'm now afraid to enter my room. FML
Today, I got back home to my completely locked-up apartment after a long and stressful family visit. On digging through my nice clean clothes for something comfy to change into, I was set upon and stung by a great dirty wasp hiding in there. How the fuck did it get in? Are there more of them in here with me?! FML
Today, my husband discovered a big wasp nest on the porch. Rather than spray it, he decided to suck up the wasps with the vacuum. He also did not empty it. I can see the still living wasps buzzing furiously inside the vacuum chamber and I'm scared to touch it. FML
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
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stickyface 17
You could, I don't know, remove the wasp nest or something rather than resign yourself to your sad fate.
suntrkr 9
yeah, I mean how much does a can of Raid wasp and hornet killer cost? You can stand back several feet so they can't get to you and it kills them instantly. Just follow the directions on the can and/or find a video online. it's called adulting...
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stickyface 17
You could, I don't know, remove the wasp nest or something rather than resign yourself to your sad fate.
GoogieWithers 25
Don't they disappear in winter? Not long to wait now. Hope there is no bad weather in between😂😂😂
suntrkr 9
yeah, I mean how much does a can of Raid wasp and hornet killer cost? You can stand back several feet so they can't get to you and it kills them instantly. Just follow the directions on the can and/or find a video online. it's called adulting...
Yudith 28
Alternatively, if approaching the nest is too scary for you, you can call an exterminator. They know how to deal with wasps and hornets.
Crowned Sataness 12
woman up and handle the nest
Hangryko 32
Call an exterminator, don't try to remove the nest yourself. Who knows how they'll react?