Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML
Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML
Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
Today, I received a phone call from a good guy friend of mine, someone I haven't seen for years. He tells me he has "deep" feelings for me, and wants to know since my husband is deployed, if it would be okay if we "dated" because he told his parents I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
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seximexi911 10
Oh wow I'm so sorry. Usually it's the other way around. Either way, it still sucks :(
ProhibitionRose 14
Oh all the evil things you could do... I'd start with calling his command and informing them of his extra marital affairs, as you see the military seriously frowns upon that shit. Then, once the douchebag gets into deep shit, you can serve him with divorce papers. But remember, if you have the attorneys on the base closest to you representing you first, he has to find the expensive non-military ones. **** him, you can do better. And don't buy that crap about military men having a different girl in every country. Real men don't do that shit.
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Comments (285)
zandalee 20
Awwww that's awful! Soz 4 u babe!
dmakk 0
Well what can u day hot asian women or boring American wo
iKendall 3
It is from Sharon Needles from RuPauls Drag Race!
A_dreamer_22 3
ur back home worrying ur ass off n stressing over his safety n his ******* some other bitch??? u deserve better, noone deserves to b betrayed. do something 4 u. don't think it's hard to leave him, think in a future u won't even remember him after a while. b strong.
mysexyguitarman 1
I don't get why so many people think it's okay because he's in the army. Are you idiots? Seriously though, if he was an accountant on a business trip would it be wrong then? You stupid Americans seem to think that anything an army guy does is okay because he's "fighting for your country", it's just because you guys have been so brainwashed, what business does your army have in Japan anyways? The world would be a very different place if America didn't meddle!
TSN619 7
I'll tell you what ******* business we have in Japan you ignorant ****! Learn your god damn history. America didn't meddle they're was a treaty signed years ago where Japan invites us, America to come stay I there country and provide them with training and military support. Japan doesn't have an expeditionary combat force they have a force that's built only to protect their country. We provide them with the extra strength and provide them a lot of aide they couldn't get otherwise. Ignorant bastard.
rogerusmc23 0
That's funny because I am stationed in Japan and when I called home to see how my girlfriend was doing her new boyfriend answered.
br0ccoli 15
O man sorry bout that. At least you didn't marry her yet!
Lilacware 4
I'm sorry to hear that.
wolflove225 10
I'd kick his bloody ass even if he was fighting for our country, if he made it home in one piece he wouldn't stay that way for long.
bagelpie 6
Interesting "stationary work"
Eleninty 0
Why does everyone jump to conclusions? With the language difference the wife could have misunderstood, or the other woman could have said a few wrong words leading the wife to believe that her husband was cheating, or maybe the wife is one of those people that instantly assume that if their significant other is with a member of the opposite sex then it instantly means that they are cheating.
Davick 0
times like that say your his doctor asking about the effects of the HIV meds he's taking.