joe 2 January 2009, 11:09 France

Discrimination

Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML

146 comments

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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter

When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!

Same thing different taste

Anonymous 16 May 2021, 01:59 Cape Town, South Africa

I want the best for you

Today, I found that the only two people I've ever been in love with fell in love with one another. FML

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hopeless 7 October 2016, 20:28 Annandale On Hudson, United States

Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML

34 comments

Noname 31 December 2008, 18:03 France

Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML

60 comments

Blazouta 11 November 2008, 08:32 France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

94 comments

poisonhand 14 January 2009, 15:32 United States

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

59 comments

Baldy 3 April 2011, 09:16 New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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lovedoesnotexist 24 September 2015, 11:52 Belgium

Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML

127 comments

hannieannie 12 July 2020, 02:02

His type

Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

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Anonymous 30 June 2013, 10:58 Ellicott City, United States

Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML