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Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML
Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML
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Today, I found that the only two people I've ever been in love with fell in love with one another. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML
Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
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Tenma_Hakase 0
You're very shallow. You don't deserve him honestly
unicorn_fml 0
you don't deserve even him.
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Comments (146)
clever_fml 0
maybe you're a shallow bitch?
loopie 23
so are Vin diesel, Bruce Willis, Taye Diggs, Michael Rosenbaum and Michael Jordan they're all still smoking hot.
Alex_95 0
I never thought 14 words could make me hate someone so much Obviously you don't love him back. I'm glad. Rot a lonely, shallow bitch for the rest of your life and death. #36, I don't think anyone would be as shallow enough in their lives to reject someone's love because of a condition most men get. I hope you get leukemia, suffer and live to learn better. Because the people who do have it don't deserve that kind of risk you. Yes I'm a mean person
s3xw4x 0
ain't nuthin wrong with bald guys
jagsmom 0
This is awful, and your comment is the first one to ever make me truely angry! My bf is bald and i happen to think he is incredibly sexy this way. I love him for who he is and him not having hair does not affect this at all. If you have a problem with him being bald then you need to find someone else. Maybe he has a medical history as to why he's bald (mine does, he's 26). I am very offended by your comment. Maybe if you had clarified why this upsets you so (such as if you were 20 and he's like 60 and that's why he's bald) it wouldn't be as offensive. I'm sorry you can't accept the baldness of the guy who loves you.
eli_guerra 0
For somebody who gets all the guys, she has the right to be shallow! *sarcasmn*
sgonzales18881 0
You are really shallow--shame.
exsling 0
There needs to be a third voting option on fml - fyourlife, because of insensitive and shallow people like you.
rushofbluecrush 0
If u had said hes bald and abusive then yeah sure fyl. But if hes bald and a good guy who loves and respects you? .... Go home.
girlno3 0
ydi for being a shallow jerk