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Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML
Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I found that the only two people I've ever been in love with fell in love with one another. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML
Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
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Top comments
Tenma_Hakase 0
You're very shallow. You don't deserve him honestly
unicorn_fml 0
you don't deserve even him.
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Comments (146)
clarissa_Gyall 0
your point?
nerdytacos 3
seriously!
nerdytacos 3
f*ck you, you're so shallow that you're about to drown in you're own shit!
nerdytacos 3
yea, ur totally shallow
tundraman07 0
shallow are we?
LunarMage 2
Who says him bring bald is a defect? I shave my damn head, lol. Sounds like OP is a childish bitch.
_Amber_16 3
My boyfriend is bald. That fact that he trusts me enough to not hide it from me makes me feel so happy and trustworthy. He doesn't deserve such a shallow woman as you.
zelhackin 0
what the crap Is that like???
zelhackin 0
what the crap Is that like???
DeliaJarvis92 2
Shallow bitch.
TheCube 6
Don't be so damn picky.