Transportation: Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless...

By nakcba - 15/02/2011 10:21

Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless woman then started to throw rocks at my car for no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By queenbitch - 20/04/2015 01:39 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

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By lobstercola - 24/11/2012 16:35 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

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Smooth sailing

By Anonymous - 05/06/2023 15:00

Today, everything in life was going smoothly. Including the rock someone slingshot through my passenger window while I was driving. Thank you, random citizen! FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML

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Classic scam

By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

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Ranimal 12

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:05

Shouldve ran the bitch over, if it was possible.

JocelynKaulitz 28

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:10

That last sentence may be the reason.

Comments

Ranimal 12

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:05

Shouldve ran the bitch over, if it was possible.

mikolyshka 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 17:33

or at least throw a rock back. nail that bitch in the face.

Miss_Kammy 3

Tuesday 15 February 2011 21:42

lmao. damn that sucks

qwillis98 20

Monday 20 August 2012 3:25

Lol OP ur an idiot she is pissed because ur ass is in a convertible and she is living off of pennies.

Nezumi04 20

Monday 16 March 2015 19:54

Why would you wanna get shit on your nice car?

dtrump_fml 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:06

agreed

Catria 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:07

Pick up the rocks and throw them back at her!

tenniscrazy2 6

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:08

Omg, that sucks =(

nowIshallrise 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:10

Convert your car! Convert it now! xD

FreshSalad 1

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:10

Girls don't know how to throw. I'm pretty sure you were fine.

fisheatsbear 6

Tuesday 15 February 2011 17:08

homeless woman == girl

DarkestPast 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 17:42

gee thats sexist :p

missawesome16 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 0:32

screw u

fairygirl88 5

Wednesday 23 March 2011 2:15

I could break ur ugly ass face with my throw!

JocelynKaulitz 28

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:10

That last sentence may be the reason.

gabrielleangeliq 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:12

That's what I was thinking.

allard 14

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:44

wot a dog. ^^

sparklestar69 1

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:10

**** punt that hoeee :)

allard 14

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:40

Woah, you're beautiful, and have the mouth of a trucker. I think I'm in love.

robotnhi 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:48

hahahahah awww

IStoleTheCookies 16

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:51

allard get laid for god sake.

sparklestar69 1

Tuesday 15 February 2011 17:36

hehe(;

none_for_me 5

Tuesday 15 February 2011 18:31

sparkelstar69 Are you seriously setting on the toilet resting your arm on the tp holder taking your pic? lol. That is an original profile pic there. : )