joe
France
Discrimination
Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML
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Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
I want the best for you
Today, I found that the only two people I've ever been in love with fell in love with one another. FML
hopeless
Annandale On Hudson, United States
Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML
Noname
France
Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML
Blazouta
France
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
poisonhand
United States
Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
Baldy
New Zealand
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
lovedoesnotexist
Belgium
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
hannieannie
His type
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Anonymous
Ellicott City, United States
Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML
Faxshadow
United Kingdom
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Top comments
Tenma_Hakase 0
You're very shallow. You don't deserve him honestly
unicorn_fml 0
you don't deserve even him.
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Comments (146)
dearViena 0
#21 you're stupid. she's just shallow as ****
hunterl8515 0
whats wrong with bald people!!
vampirate 0
shallow, much? *****.
nerdytacos 3
haha
24788 6
Why does it matter if he's bald?
shmaller 0
You're a pathetic excuse for a human being if you're that shallow. I hope you go bald.
elliekinslurvsya 0
stop complaining and get over it, at least SOMEONE fell in love with you. and #21, why the hell would you say that?? a person doesn't have to be FAT to make people not fall in love with her. go to hell.
schuh 0
People: if your going to post an fml PLEASE make it atleast moderatly funny. Making up a funny story is better than a stupid truthful one.
paperbagofdoom 0
Maybe people don't fall in love with you because you're a shallow and judgmental bitch.
zackh 0
Someone as concided as you doesn't deserve Love if your going to complain about that. I bet he would love you if you were bald.
purpledino123 0
First off, that's pretty shallow to be sad and think your life is messed up just because the guy that fell in love with you is bald. Think of all the great people that were bald; Gandhi, Martin Luther King Jr., George Washington, etc. Second, the people that are calling her a bitch need to step back and look at all the shallow and insensitive stuff they've done in their life. I bet you'll be surprised. No one has the right to put down anyone else no matter what. Third and lastly, be grateful of what God gave you and be happy that you've been fortunate enough to find love. P.S. #33, "concided" is really spelled "conceited". Be sure you know what you're talking about before you go against someone else.
wtferror 0
your comment got posted on 6/6 at 6pm. that's scary :P
alpacaman 5
I've never turned down a date, except when I'm dating
sweethang26 7
Whoa there Mr. Sassypants. Calm your balls. It's not that big of a deal. People can say what they want.