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Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML
Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML
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Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
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Tenma_Hakase 0
You're very shallow. You don't deserve him honestly
unicorn_fml 0
you don't deserve even him.
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Comments (146)
Soaringmuse 0
I mean if she is in her 20s that WOULD kinda suck. Who the **** wants a baldie that young? And shallow as it may be physical appearances DO matter. If I turned bald and lost all my bad ass hair I'd be sad as ****.
drewbell 0
big ******* DEAL!
D_Marquisa1 0
What is wrong with being bald? Just be happy that at least SOMEONE loves you! Especially since you worry about what they are on the outside. Sk00mba- you right. greenman- that's kinda gross lol I agree, Vin Diesel is very sexy nd BALD!
XBCX96 4
boo ******* hoo
RavenJay 7
...pity.
albert17 0
or maybe the poster needs to shut up about things people cant help. how would it sound if the man had cancer? or if he experienced early baldness ( I have no idea what the scientific term for that is)
phreshboi 1
YDI for being a bitch , so what if he's bald
frankNchunks 4
who cares if he is bald? some people aren't lucky enough to find someone who loves them. bitch
tangledmess 0
Who cares if he's bald? This is not FML .. you should be happy someone loves you, if you don't love him back fine but wow, this is a bit cold in a way. My boyfriend is 24 and losing his hair and I couldn't care less. I'm as crazy in love with him now as I was when we first got together.
pianolove_fml 0
I'm bald, and I'm a girl. Maybe you don't deserve love, OP, being judgmental and shallow like you seem to be.