joe
France
Discrimination
Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML
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Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
I want the best for you
Today, I found that the only two people I've ever been in love with fell in love with one another. FML
hopeless
Annandale On Hudson, United States
Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML
Noname
France
Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML
Blazouta
France
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
poisonhand
United States
Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
Baldy
New Zealand
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
lovedoesnotexist
Belgium
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
hannieannie
His type
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Anonymous
Ellicott City, United States
Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML
Faxshadow
United Kingdom
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Top comments
Tenma_Hakase 0
You're very shallow. You don't deserve him honestly
unicorn_fml 0
you don't deserve even him.
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greenman_fml 0
look on the bright side: don't have to pay for extra haircuts, extra shampoo; don't have to worry about lice, his hair will never be greasy, and maybe you can stick his head in your cooter
LittleKandiRaver 0
LOLWUT. xD
sux_2_b_you 0
hahahahahahahahahah cooter. dude i love you soo much greenman
8inchwang 0
hahaha thats so funni........8 inch wang
fmyeffinglifekth 0
This is the funniest comment I've ever read on this site!
garrettjordan 0
maybe he is a skin head
noscope_ftw 0
lol nice but op ure a biatchh
Finnboghi 0
Thank you, Sk00mba, your point is excellently put. And besides, bald guys often look pretty badass. Or like accountants.
0___0 9
lol bald fetish
unicorn_fml 0
you don't deserve even him.
Tenma_Hakase 0
You're very shallow. You don't deserve him honestly
Jjdavis 5
this ****** doesn't deserve love I'm going bald at 16 soo
Mr_Roboto 0
What's wrong with bald people? Not really an FML.. &Agree with #11: Stop being shallow.. Joe :) -mr roboto
rootbeerfanatic 6
so...
IndigoFuckYou 9
Well. That^ was meaningful.
marulicko 19
It was meaningful, actually. She wrote "so..." When really she meant "so what if he is bald? Maybe he has an amazing personality, maybe he is the best man in the world, maybe he's literally perfect for you. Give him a chance!". You, on the other hand, wrote "well. That^ was meaningful." And what you meant in reality was "well. That^ was meaningful."
wira176 2
Beauty is only skin deep. Be grateful you're getting some love at this point.
srsmr123 0
so... if he loves you why do you care what he looks like?
breathemein 10
well atleast someone loves youu !! some people dont have anybody so BE HAPPY WIF WHT U GOT & stop complaining