joe
France
Discrimination
Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML
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Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
I want the best for you
Today, I found that the only two people I've ever been in love with fell in love with one another. FML
hopeless
Annandale On Hudson, United States
Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML
Noname
France
Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML
Blazouta
France
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
poisonhand
United States
Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
Baldy
New Zealand
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
lovedoesnotexist
Belgium
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
hannieannie
His type
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Anonymous
Ellicott City, United States
Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML
Faxshadow
United Kingdom
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Top comments
Tenma_Hakase 0
You're very shallow. You don't deserve him honestly
unicorn_fml 0
you don't deserve even him.
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growingsmaller 0
So...? That's not really an FML, that's just being unnecessarily picky and shallow.
CaptainSarcasm 0
Your point? After multiple sessions of chemo therapy, I'm bald. And I'm the only person whose ever loved my boyfriend. He actually says that he finds it attractive how strong I was to not wear a wig, because being bald is a part of me now.
ethanmonroe 0
Picky much? What if he had cancer or something?
twinb2007 0
Why is this a bad thing??? 0.o At least you have someone.
Nintenduh1 0
Oh well, by the sounds of it he either won't love you or won't be bald by tomorrow. ;P Not only are you a shallow conceited bitch, but you suck at writing FMLs too :D
ajlardner 0
1st - was it Ted from scrubs? :D 2nd - someone prolly already said this, but a man fell in love with you and your name is Joe. either you have a boys name and you are a woman (super sexy btw) or you're gay. O.o
RikDog 8
Finally someone pointed it out
nightmarish_fml 0
ok. people who are calling this person fat, ur just about as mean as them, and seriously 'joe' THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST SHALLOW THINGS I HAVE EVER HEARD.
kindofgocrazy 0
I thought of it as the poster is young, the person that is in love with them is older, hence the balding.
musicninja 0
So? Love is love. You're just superficial.
marshmellow 0
be ******* happy i havent had a bf for 6 years ffs atleast you have got a guy !!!