Bonerific

But you see he never specified what was starting for all op knows he might have just used his remote starter to start his car...

Yes you are!

Perceptionrific ;D

I'm not sure if 1 should take that as a compliment or an insult considering you call yourself happybooger

I consider it another thing to laugh at ...let's call it funnyrific lol XD

Making up your own words do you have an English degree?

In imagination land =]

Yeah in imagination land I'm a magical pancake that flys around in a giant magical coconut :)

maybe op got her period and he was kind enough to let her know...jeeze

31-I'm about to jismsplap you

Silly moop256 pancakes can't fly! Only waffles can!

No the coconut flys me around. What do you take me for a fool. Pancakes can't fly they can old glide long distances

Get a room already you two!

We did get a room... a CHAT-room! muahaha

Ok 41 lined her up for that one

Giggity!

You look like Jenelle from Teen Mom.

I'll say... Wait, you were talking about the fml.

JhplB

lol at how far off topic they got.. flying pancakes and coconuts?

70 - All we need now is a drunken leprechaun dancing on a half-rainbow and the cycle of insanity is complete.

70 it was only flying coconuts, pancakes can only glide

Everyone knows you need rabbit ears and dolphin tails to make pancakes fly.

I said not to put the lemons on it, they didn't believe me and now she won't talk to me!

Pancakes fucking fly when I go over boners house, there are flying elephants too. Whatever he puts in grandmas brownies is fucking awesome.

Teen mom is a horrid show and I do not look like that selfish disturbed jenel chick yuck! I do on the other hand look like a leprechaun slapped by pancakes made out of special brownies that fell out of rabbit ears ^.^ put THAT on family guy

Pancakes? Waffles? What the heck?! Where's the french toast?!?!

100- Don't you mean 'horrific show' ??? hahaha right ? No? ok sorry....

he means puberty

He probably just paid a ridiculous sum of money for some sort of cologne that is advertised to attract hordes of females. And he thinks it's working. His loss.

102, the French toast is hiding in the coconuts

Ur hot. Let's fuck.

Yea she's crazyyy. But I still think you look like her.

No. She's not crazy, she's a f*cking idiot. And you sir are blind as a bat.

No. She's not crazy, she's a f*cking idiot. And you sir are blind as a bat.

I want whatever you're smoking bethy. Because you probably think you're cute but they're hitting on you because your pushup bra is doing a nice optical illusion. Come at me haters. >:)

reminds me of the fat guy from modern family lol

No way!!! Cam is so sweet! He would never say anything that creepy!

And he's gay. Most unlikely to say that to a woman!

Mean, Cam is so funny

Why would Cam say that???

Take it as a creepy compliment!

From a total pervert

#3 and #6 have it right... be afraid OP... be afraid !

#3- Creepy compliments are kinda hard to take. I once had an older gay gentleman give me a compliment along the lines of "your eyes are so pretty, I wish I could just eat them". I just gave a awkward chuckle and said thank you... as I back away slowly! I didn't want my eye balls eaten!!
But anyways back to my original point. Creepy compliments are hard to take, especially if you eye balls are on the line...

Are you sure he was talking about your eyeballs, Captain?

Are you hideous? It could be the zombie apocalypse he was referring to.

If so....let us know, I feel the need to run over some zombies. ????????

#4 -- That's exactly what I thought of when I read this post.

I'm only going to assume that when OP said "good morning" and said creepy customer checked her out and said "it's starting", he meant that it's starting to be a good morning.

88, thank you for pointing out the obvious that no one seemed to realize.

"who wants to see my purple heart?"

yo momma

There's been a lot of fmls like this lately.. take it as a compliment or just ignore it op.

if he gives you large tips, keep it up!

Can we get a cryptologist for 12 in here?

Just the tip??? Lolol

You are either really hott like number 1, or he is really creepy..

^invisible typing?

Creepy..

Whats starting? His erection?

His diarrhea!

71- that didn't even make any sense -.-

I think the good morning