Awkward, Porn, Manga and Kids: Destroy it with fire - FML

Destroy it with fire

By loli-conned - 21/06/2009 22:10 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was shopping for my little sister's birthday. She loves manga. I've never read manga, so I bought a couple of novels from the "popular" shelf. Turns out if they have white covers it means they are "adult" books. I bought my sister a "lolicon" manga - filled with prebuscent naked girls. FML

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By NoColor - 29/10/2014 13:09 - United States - San Francisco

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By dwek - 15/05/2009 11:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my library, I noticed a gay manga porn comic. While I was wondering who in the world would ever RENT such an item, I realised I had been staring at it for a full five minutes and people were watching me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 05:57 - Canada

Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

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By Dv0829 - 21/10/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

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By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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By deli Shoppe - 27/06/2012 04:39 - United States - Vallejo

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Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2012 05:16 - United States

Today, my little brother went through all the artistic anatomy reference books and colored in all the nipples and penises with a bright pink sharpie. These books were from the library. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 15:43 - India - Mumbai

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Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML

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peppy29 2

Monday 22 June 2009 10:08

I think you should have looked. That's what I would've done.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 22 June 2009 10:18

Everyone's gotta see naked girls sometime. But you could've [should've] asked a sales person if you've never bought Manga before. Or at least found one age appropriate. Sure you didn't get the color code, but you could always ask. Or flip through it. Or the old "ask her what her favorite is". At least you know she read it? I get books all the time when people are like, "Oh, you like fiction right? Here's these books about wizard-wannabes." I never read them.

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Jessaly_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 11:10

I agree, stick with yaoi, it's yummy.

MorlekEngel 0

Monday 22 June 2009 11:15

East mistake, next time check thouroughly what the CONTENT is. Omadhan!

valuemeal2 1

Monday 22 June 2009 11:31

YDI for encouraging the spread of Manga in the world. Blecch.

Illumi113 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 9:19

**** YOU! MANGA IS AWESOME! Now given, not all manga is good. Bo-bo-bo bo-blahblahblah is total bullshit, and so is all this hentai and other manga people are naming here, like Yaoi, which I'm assuming is some kind of sick, she-male crap. But manga as a whole is GREAT! Hunter x Hunter, YuYu Hakusho, Fullmetal Alchemist, Case Closed, Naruto - All great manga! I've got shelves and trunks full of these incredible books.

zolltf 4

Monday 8 March 2010 4:44

And that's why you don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend ;)

leztg 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 13:34

Why should that matter? I have a boyfriend and I enjoy the occasional manga. This FML is a YDI because the OP should of looked in it.

BeQuickOrBeDead_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 11:35

Well that'd be hillarious if it was Shotacon Yaoi instead ;D Eww. lol I just grossed myself out.... Hahahah.......xD If my big brother actually thought of getting me manga for my birffday, Id be soo happy xD (Too bad he thinks that "That shit is weird and stupid" )

regalarius 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:55

..thank you for that... >.

pete275 0

Monday 22 June 2009 11:37

and she loved it

r37s4090Xl7N 0

Monday 22 June 2009 11:39

That's what you get for confusing medium with genre. YDI.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Monday 22 June 2009 11:43

Wow. Anime/Manga are like, **** hubs. Horny Japenese manga artists xD all the chicks in anime/manga things have ginormous boobs, too o_0 but where were you shopping where they left **** out, in a place where a child could easily stumble upon it? ehh, eff your sisters life. :3

absurdliaisons 0

Monday 22 June 2009 15:07

Good way to stereotype something you obviously have absolutely no clue about. Smooth, *thumbs up*.

ASUdec 0

Monday 22 June 2009 11:51

Nobody likes magna. They buy them for those pics. You got her what she wanted.

Illumi113 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 9:25

Lots of people like manga. I love manga. I love it for the incredible plots and characters, not for the boobs. Manga are 10,000 times better than American comics. American comics are all the same exact thing: some guy wearing tights and a mask with superpowers fighting crime and supervillains in an urban area. Japanese comics almost always have very unique plots. Manga are one of my favorite things in my life.

zolltf 4

Monday 8 March 2010 4:53

Unique??? Ahem, excuse me while I laugh! I've read a few manga in my life, and this is pretty much what I've noticed: -Always one character living a normal life until some dramatic event happens. -Fights up "ranks" of bad guys to finally make it to the big boss, kinda like a cheesy video game. -Always one male and one female secondary heroes. -Some little cute "chibi" character. See, that's pretty much a brief resume of almost every freaking manga out there.

FPsLife 5

Monday 22 June 2009 12:16

Yay, all the ignorance about manga comes out. OP, you always find out what you're buying, YDI.

Phallus_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:16

Awesome. I wanna be your little sister.

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