Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, I got home from work to find my wife asleep in her easy chair with my two year old son asleep in a pile of torn-up paper. I soon found out it was my 1960s collection of a Superman comic book series that I inherited from my dad. It was worth well over $2,000. FML
Today, I was at work when my mother called. She gave me great news that she had finally cleaned out my room and all those "old and useless" books that I had in there. Those "useless" books that she had just trashed were all antiques and worth about $500 each. There were 27 books in there. FML
Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML
Today, my sister trashed all our family's antique books, saying, "I don't want a thousand old books written by dead white men." They were family heirlooms from the 19th century, and the whole collection was worth thousands. FML
Today, I took my mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, my little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He's 20 years-old. FML
Today, my sister attempted to get me to fund her daughter, my godchild's, birthday party. I told her I would give her 200 (which isn't much). Our mom "intervened" by cussing me out for being a cheap ass piece of shit. I was about to give her $200, which is A LOT in our currency when exchanged. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML
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Micah_Nobot 10
Completely rude and ignorant of them sorry OP
devildog562 33
Your mom doesn't think very highly of you, doesn't say much for her .
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Micah_Nobot 10
Completely rude and ignorant of them sorry OP
Lct1196 31
Them? I'm fairly certain that the mother was at fault. The little sister is probably too young to understand that a comic book isnt a coloring book
jamispears 2
very rude! OP if I were you I'd like call the police because that's like vandalism. not cool on her part
MooCowPlywood 9
I agrew that it wasn't nice, but I think the police is going a bit too far.
Sophosaurusrex 9
#25, I think it was OP's fault. OP, why leave a comic book out where it can be mistaken? shouldn't it be in a display case , or at least a box if it was so important? Obviously, if it was displayed/put away properly, your mother wouldn't have touched it. Still sucks OP, be careful with your things.
patakymk 10
You are a moron.
patakymk 10
@#38
kinky44 28
Give #38 a break. Cops might be overboard but small claims courts do exist.
Ltsdragons 19
Honestly? Court? Police? Yes, it's upsetting OP's little sister colored in their comic book but you don't call the police on a family member because the family member colored in a comic book. Seriously. Really. Like.... No... That's sort of an over reaction
Aviaf 9
Surely she should not take other peoples things without permission.
yungjohns 10
Nd yur a stupid prick
bpickett18 16
Ouch. I felt that all the way over here.
sayyestothedress 24
When I was young, I thought every comic book was a colouring book
devildog562 33
Your mom doesn't think very highly of you, doesn't say much for her .
tony1891 22
oh wow. I'd be so pissed. i hate when people ruin my stuff.
Sophosaurusrex 9
Silly Jesus, oils spills, pollution,and forest fires ruin most of your things.
Foxy_On_Fire 21
My stepdad through away my favorite leather bag. It hat 200$ of library books in it. I was so pissed and so was my mom. His excuse was that it feel off the coat rack. He never replaced it. Or the books. I had to pay for the books.
pinkster2014 25
@#86 - *threw *had Sorry, but I had to >.
pinkster2014 25
@#86 - Also, I wonder how someone can throw away a leather bag full of expensive books in it "by accident". And that's a sad excuse. I'd be mad too. Sorry to hear that
LowExpectations 30
I hate people who don't understand the concept of collector's items. I feel your pain OP.
Chaosti 2
I can't stand parents who don't understand the concept of personal property, regardless of collector status. It's messed up regardless!
odod777 28
Sorry to hear that OP.
dragonfire5665 8
Ouch Well I hope OP wasn't planning to sell it then.
sweetbliss3 37
your mom's an asshole. good luck.
MidnaLink 35
I facepalmed the second I realized your Mom is too big of an idiot to tell a comic book from a coloring book.
sunnyray812 42
So your sister messes with your expensive stuff, and your mom becomes an asshole towards you about it. Yeah, I'd be ******* pissed, too.