Sex, Vacation and Awkward: Don't assume - FML

Don't assume

By Anonymous - 24/01/2023 04:30

Spicy

Today, after I went to Mexico for its museums, when I try to share my experience with other guys, they all think I went there for sex. FML

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By Spanishredhead - 03/10/2009 10:31 - United States

Today, I checked in a group of men from Mexico. I speak just enough Spanish to realize they're discussing my breasts. I have to stand there smiling while checking in three more people. FML

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By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

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You what?

By Sally - 26/01/2009 00:06 - United States

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Today, I'm studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML

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By Issac Almendarez - 02/12/2022 04:00

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Today, my family and I took a trip to Mexico, along with my girlfriend. I bought some Viagra, just to experiment as I don't need it. My mom had me carrying around her cigarettes all day. When she asked for them, I accidentally handed her the box of Viagra and she freaked out on me. FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 23:07 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML

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Bang for your buck

By Anonymous - 24/08/2022 06:00

Spicy

Today, feeling attractive, I got dressed up and took myself to a trendy bar to enjoy some cocktails. A muscular, handsome man approached me and we began to flirt. He recommended that we get a hotel room, which we did. After we had the most amazing sex of my life, he started to tell me his price. He was an escort. FML

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Girls' trip!

By solo - 12/10/2023 10:00

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Today, I'm on a road trip with my girlfriends, and they're all telling each other stories about their sex lives. Me, as I'm a virgin, I'm writing this FML, bored to death due to not having anything to contribute to the conversation. FML

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Classy.

By Alexis - 15/11/2017 23:00 - United States

Today, I spent 12 hours in an airport rather than go back to the apartment of the man I traveled to see for the weekend. Instead of wine, dine, sixty-nine, he took me to a tailgating event and introduced me to two girls he had a threesome with. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Tuesday 24 January 2023 5:53

¡Ay caramba!

lalalaila777 24

Wednesday 25 January 2023 16:58

the guys you talk to sound ignorant, it's great that you can inform them of other things to do in Mexico than just sex, which can be had anywhere around the world.

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Tuesday 24 January 2023 5:53

¡Ay caramba!

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 25 January 2023 5:58

So, you're into Mexican sex museums? I'm making new travel plans now!

Yudith 24

Saturday 28 January 2023 1:49

Next year, try Iceland. They have a great museum of the male sex.

lalalaila777 24

Wednesday 25 January 2023 16:58

the guys you talk to sound ignorant, it's great that you can inform them of other things to do in Mexico than just sex, which can be had anywhere around the world.

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