Awkward, Porn, Manga and Kids: Destroy it with fire

Destroy it with fire

By loli-conned - 21/06/2009 22:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shopping for my little sister's birthday. She loves manga. I've never read manga, so I bought a couple of novels from the "popular" shelf. Turns out if they have white covers it means they are "adult" books. I bought my sister a "lolicon" manga - filled with prebuscent naked girls. FML

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By Juggernaut Drive - 31/10/2018 05:00

Today, my little sister got into my anime DVDs, probably thinking they were cartoons. She watched High School DXD, which isn't the best anime for a 6-year-old. Now she wants to be the Breast Dragon Emperor for Halloween and Dad is threatening to set fire to my entire collection. FML

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By NoColor - 29/10/2014 13:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML

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By dwek - 15/05/2009 11:07 - United Kingdom

Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my library, I noticed a gay manga porn comic. While I was wondering who in the world would ever RENT such an item, I realised I had been staring at it for a full five minutes and people were watching me. FML

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They're still books, technically

By breakmyfall - 15/11/2020 02:02

Today, my brother's girlfriend came over to visit and we got to talking about books. Thinking she'd be interested, I suggested a few. She responded that she "only reads good literature." The only books I've ever seen her read are Fifty Shades of Gray and the Twilight saga. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 05:57 - Canada

Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

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By Dv0829 - 21/10/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

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It is though

By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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By deli Shoppe - 27/06/2012 04:39 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2012 05:16 - United States

Today, my little brother went through all the artistic anatomy reference books and colored in all the nipples and penises with a bright pink sharpie. These books were from the library. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 15:43 - India - Mumbai

Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML

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Monday 22 June 2009 10:08

I think you should have looked. That's what I would've done.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 22 June 2009 10:18

Everyone's gotta see naked girls sometime. But you could've [should've] asked a sales person if you've never bought Manga before. Or at least found one age appropriate. Sure you didn't get the color code, but you could always ask. Or flip through it. Or the old "ask her what her favorite is". At least you know she read it? I get books all the time when people are like, "Oh, you like fiction right? Here's these books about wizard-wannabes." I never read them.

Comments

Carnivaldead 0

Monday 22 June 2009 21:04

Smooth dude, real smooth

More_Nonsense 0

Monday 22 June 2009 21:33

Ouch. There's a silver lining, though -- if it was full of actual kids, you'd be seriously screwed.

LostAndFound 0

Monday 22 June 2009 21:43

YDI. There were so many ways to avoid this. You could have just asked someone since you obviously have no idea what you're doing. Who buys something without even know what it is?

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 21:44

I don't mean to be insulting, but what kind of idiot buys without even flipping through the pages or at least reading the back cover, huh?? I mean, SERIOUSLY, if a friend tells you they like novels, do you walk into the first bookstore, blindly grab off a shelf anything that has a cover and pages inside (regardless of whether it's romance, ****, non-fiction, a dictionary, a blank notebook, whatever), buys it and give to them?? It's THE SAME THING. Try toilet paper next time. It's less easy to mess up. Though I supposed you might mistake it for papertowels...

lesp 6

Monday 22 June 2009 21:53

Sorry, but YDI for not even opening up the book/magazine/whatever to at least check it. FYSL

Duckasaurus 0

Monday 22 June 2009 22:55

It's because you've never tried it.

tahillia 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:21

Or because I've had sex with people in 3d.

Kylias 6

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:26

I highly doubt that you have.

tahillia 0

Monday 22 June 2009 22:06

I never realized how many losers there were in the world. Comic book ****? Seriously? Most people into pornographic manga are probably virgins.

that_one_dude 0

Monday 22 June 2009 22:38

Japan has some of the most ridiculous, sickest, weirdest, most perverted crap in the world. I don't want to know what's wrong with them when it comes to anime and manga. Hopefully you returned those books too........money is always better.

onihime 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:04

90% is definitely not ****. at most, i would say the ratio of **** to not **** is 50/50

Lehk 9

Monday 22 June 2009 23:56

have fun in prison, bro

Kylias 6

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:23

Really? Then I guess all those books filling my friends' shelves must not really exist. Or they're in Japanese. You know, I can't tell English letters from Japanese hiragana anymore anyway. Dumbass.