By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 05:57 - Canada

Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 779
You deserved it 19 226

Same thing different taste

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C' didn't buy anything like that at We Be Toys. You know where you bought it; the sex shop. YDI.

are we not concerned with the fact that these things exist in the first place?


She probably bought it online. have you ever heard of bronies? men who like my little ponie. or at least, that's my guess on how this would happen.

Bronies just enjoy the show and fandom. It's the 'Cloppers' that somehow get aroused by it.

That still doesn't explain this mix-up. That's like trying to buy a plastic doll for your grandchild, then somehow ending up with a blow-up doll. Were there no pictures included, didn't the OP read the description, didn't the OP notice the presumably big price difference? [I highly doubt that a sex doll plushie is the same price as a regular plushie.] This just seems like the OP bought the first object that had the letters "MLP" in it, without paying any attention to where it was sold, how much it cost, what it actually was, etc. Well, either that or the OP simply made this story up, similar to how almost all brony-related posts on here where created for publicity's sake.

C' didn't buy anything like that at We Be Toys. You know where you bought it; the sex shop. YDI.

That's true. If you'd gone to a proper shop for toys, there's no way you would have found that.

are we not concerned with the fact that these things exist in the first place?

Durantye 8

I think this whole brony/furry fad that grown men are going through is getting a little out of control.

Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out how you confused the two. You deserved this one.

Maybe eBay/Amazon and didn't read it? To be fair when you see a plush pony toy, your first thought should not have to be "Is this a child's toy or a grown a man's perverted sex toy?" - it just shouldn't.

OP could have maybe gone to a place like "Spencer's". They carry normal popular collectible items and just one aisle over, are the naughtier stuff.

#56, This is the kinda stuff that makes a lot of bronies look really bad. As crazy as it sounds, most bronies have no desire to do naughty stuff with cartoon, candy-colored horses. But the last 15% or so that do have this desire have really no shame in flaunting it (no disrespect to cloppers, but c'mon). Believe me, most of us only enjoy the "purer" parts of the fandom.

Uhh... hypothetically speaking... where could one find that..? Uhh you know.. for a friend..

Who's to say what can or cannot turn you on? I have a thing for Troll Dolls and Smurfs. To each their own. It wouldn't exist if there wasn't some type of demand for it.

Why if a grown man has a sex toy it's "prevented"? But when women have ****** that are differnt colors and sizes and other things it's ok?

There's a difference between a ***** and a plush pony meant to be ****** by grown men. I'm all for equality, whatever floats your boat, etc., but taking a children's cartoon and turning it into a sexual thing crosses a line, just a bit, don't ya think? ..icky.

24, online retailers still have categories that the item is placed in. This guy deserved his embarrassment.

Excuse me. I'm a furry and that's ******* disgusting. That sounds like some really ****** up brony shit.

I'm not sure I should be arguing with someone who is too stupid to know the difference between the words "perverted" and "prevented". And don't blame autocorrect, proof reading is still an option and autocorrect is now the go to excuse for the stupid. But, anyway, as far as I know there are male versions of ******, that they can obviously penetrate instead of put inside (though that is obviously also an option), I'd not judge a man for that, it's very different from having sex with a PLUSH PONY. How is that difference hard to understand?

One time I saw a 'Lovin Lamb' online. At least the My Little Pony's are fake, lambs are very real.

OMG. I'm going to send you guys to hell, this is blasphemy!

RedPillSucks 31

Not blasphemy, just perversion. That's the 4th circle of hell, not the 6th...

#56 it's been out of control since it started

I'm a brony and I can say only 20% of us are like this (although that's still pretty large percent). But if you look anywhere, you can find **** for anything. I'm not even kidding. I saw an old ebony elephant statue that someone had cut a hole into the back and put cushions or shit there and ******* sold it for $200 as a sex toy. Rule 34 my friends. I don't like this pony **** any more than you guys but it exists and we can't do much about it.

Spencer's is not a place to buy kiddie gifts.

Wow. That sucks. (if you know what I mean ^^)

She was making a BJ joke... Clearly it failed.

mif_fml 27

Clearly #31 was making a reference.

mif_fml 27

Clearly #49 was not talking to #31. And I am not a genius.

Ydi on so many levels next time read the label op...

graceinsheepwear 33

If brony you had read the packaging...

I'm sorry, but that pun was absolutely terrible.

arandomusernameaa 20

It's not a pun he's saying if only the brony version of you read the packaging

Hiimhaileypotter 52

He was trying to make a pun, 186. "If only"/"if brony."

One simply does not find such a thing at Target or Walmart, you know, normal places to shop presents for children. This isn't an innocent "Oops, sorry, I had no clue" moment. I certainly hope you aren't really this clueless.

Could have been bought off Amazon or something similar.

Axel5238 29

Still that is a very oddly specific toy to find by "accident". Also if it was amazon how did you not check the site selling it or read the description? I'm disturbed the fact there are "grown" men watching mlp, more so weirded out they have an actual fan collective and nauseous at the thought that that fandom made something like this possible.

I am a father of a 4 yo girl which reintroduced me to mlp and I throughly enjoy the series. What sickens me is people who are clearly so ignorant about the show and the fandom that feel justified in such comments. If you knew anything about the show by watching it, beyond just what others say, you would know the redesign of the show was designed for everyone in mind and not just little girls. Besides all of that, the fan base has no control over what sick fetish products are put out on the market, if they did then "fighting is magic" would have come out officially and Hasbro wouldn't have asked Faust to leave. Regardless amazon descriptions and info are only as good as the seller allows them to be. You run into ALOT of random Asian sellers who sell cheaper knock-off products which have almost no description what so ever, and I can attest to a lot of products in the same situation as I do a lot of buying on amazon. I do agree the person should never have bought the item with out receiving it and examining it before gifting it but this is a common mistake by casual buyers. But I also think amazon should have better regulations on their listings, and a common acceptable user upload policy on not only their listings but their photos of listings. Point is, it was an easy mistake to make but you should judge him not knowing all the facts and you shouldn't judge a fandom based of a few sick weirdos with said fandom, people accept Trekkies yet most conventions have a Klingon orgy somewhere in the hotel...

YDI for not checking the product properly. Anyway, it is still weird to have to check if a MLP pluche isn't actually a sex toy.

I know I thought that was a little girls show.