FML : Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa masturbating, with a message that said he wished me a white Christmas. FML

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Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa masturbating, with a message that said he wished me a white Christmas. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By lonewolf2701 / Sunday 22 November 2009 09:15 / United States

Intimacy

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By stupiddumbblonde | 0

#683284 - Sunday 22 November 2009 16:26

hahahahahaha. come on people, get a sense of Humor. :) not an FML!!

By lsfry | 0

#683273 - Sunday 22 November 2009 16:21

sexual harassment anyone?

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By 123e3 | 0

#683268 - Sunday 22 November 2009 16:19

FIRST! And ew

sexyscooter | 0

#1282867 - Sunday 22 August 2010 6:59

thats HILARIOUS!!

By lsfry | 0

#683273 - Sunday 22 November 2009 16:21

sexual harassment anyone?

My2864 | 1

#1015865 - Tuesday 1 June 2010 22:34

awww fuck off thats no sexual harresment...
thats epic its called a joke get over yourself

xiShawnx | 0

#1084637 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 14:50

Win

cayytee | 0

#4387937 - Thursday 3 May 2012 22:34

sounds like op is just trying to make a joke so we all think he/she is funny. posting for attention

TheCowCollector | 2

#5774655 - Sunday 1 December 2013 18:11

Get a fucking sense of humor!

By stupiddumbblonde | 0

#683284 - Sunday 22 November 2009 16:26

hahahahahaha. come on people, get a sense of Humor. :) not an FML!!

666Broghan666 | 0

#990313 - Monday 10 May 2010 8:22

AGREED. :3

hollyman | 0

#2966983 - Sunday 24 July 2011 22:17

ikr!!!

ibanez330 | 2

#3822028 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 0:25

I couldnt agree more!

By elgordito_fml | 0

#683288 - Sunday 22 November 2009 16:28

hahaha that sucks

By Laxloverr24 | 0

#683290 - Sunday 22 November 2009 16:29

hahaha

ydi for no having a sense of humor!
you can just delete the picture. not a big deal.

Laxer21 | 0

#1040765 - Thursday 24 June 2010 4:11

yeah. just a joke

YellowKettleBell | 31

#5904399 - Friday 4 April 2014 2:38

still gross.

By Super_Vegetto | 0

#683300 - Sunday 22 November 2009 16:32

By G5guy | 0

#683304 - Sunday 22 November 2009 16:34

so what? delete it and move on.

By 604 | 11

#683307 - Sunday 22 November 2009 16:36

LOL

By clarke1986 | 0

#683309 - Sunday 22 November 2009 16:37

how come my comments never show up... testing...1...2...3...

By Rico5037 | 0

#683317 - Sunday 22 November 2009 16:42

Oh no fyl because your boss has a sense of humor..

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