Today, I walked into my living room to find my housemate sitting on the couch, bollock naked, trimming his pubes with scissors. He's surprised I have an issue with this. FML
This was actually a few years ago when I was living in Dublin.
Never seen that movie so they could well have plagiarised the idea from me!
Another classic from this guy:
With my toothbrush in his mouth-"you're not one of those people who cares when someone uses their toothbrush are you?"
FML