Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into my living room to find my housemate sitting... - FML

By WellGroomed - 23/10/2015 01:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I walked into my living room to find my housemate sitting on the couch, bollock naked, trimming his pubes with scissors. He's surprised I have an issue with this. FML

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Saturday 24 October 2015 5:07

This was actually a few years ago when I was living in Dublin. Never seen that movie so they could well have plagiarised the idea from me! Another classic from this guy: With my toothbrush in his mouth-"you're not one of those people who cares when someone uses their toothbrush are you?" FML

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A07 48

Friday 23 October 2015 11:51

"Since you're already here, help a bro out?"

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Friday 23 October 2015 11:37

Keeping it classy, I see.

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vishwa_evo 15

Friday 23 October 2015 11:37

Is your roommate's name Kumar Patel?

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Friday 23 October 2015 12:15

why? I don't understand.

vishwa_evo 15

Friday 23 October 2015 13:18

Whaat? Please see Harold and Kumar (part 1 and 2). Great movie :D

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Friday 23 October 2015 13:24

I have seen the Christmas one..

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Friday 23 October 2015 20:49

I was thinking the same thing! When he's using Harold's nose trimming scissors to trim his pubes, and Harold walks in on him.

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Tuesday 9 August 2016 21:57

Perfect

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Friday 23 October 2015 11:37

Keeping it classy, I see.

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Friday 23 October 2015 11:37

mmmmm, nice. who doesn't love a nice pube couch?

aimbug 42

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Friday 23 October 2015 11:43

Time to burn the couch and bleach your eyes.

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Friday 23 October 2015 11:50

How much do you wanna bet that when your girlfriend comes over she'll find a pube

A07 48

Friday 23 October 2015 11:51

"Since you're already here, help a bro out?"

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Friday 23 October 2015 12:37

You just had to make it even more cringe worthy.

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Friday 23 October 2015 11:55

Im sorry you have a weird housemate, OP. But still, this is funny.

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Friday 23 October 2015 11:56

Time to burn your couch

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Friday 23 October 2015 11:57

Cannot unsee...

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Friday 23 October 2015 12:10

Confront him. Tell him that 1, it's gross, and 2, not in a place where you can walk in and see.

ThePandoricaOpen 18

Friday 23 October 2015 12:48

I'm guessing OP already did, hence the "He's surprised I have a problem with this", line.

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