By Enni - 27/08/2016 08:47

Today, my husband told me that, "a girl's orgasm serves no purpose". FML
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Garnetshaddow 30

I suppose that depends on his definition of "purpose." Does he ever want to have sex with you again? He may change his answer.

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SargeRho 6

...You married a dimwit.

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SargeRho 6

...You married a dimwit.

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RabbitOfAurora 28
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Neither does a guys unless you're specifically trying to get pregnant, but I bet he still jerks off.

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Fuhkyoo 17
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it helps me sleep

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lovelesslm 12
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actually there have been new findings that say women can use stem cells found in their bone marrow to get pregnant. so men serve no purpose at all anymore (joking)

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Laeffy 19
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I'm curious as to what kind of babies doing that would yield. I would assume it would be something similar to having incest babies

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MicKeyMon 10
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two different women's eggs are used. however, since all eggs are X chromosomes, it will always produce a female

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Dyrtbagge_Skumme 1
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Women (and men) can use the bone marrow to fertilize an egg but someone else's bone marrow is used rather than their own. If a person were to use their own bone marrow to fertilize an egg it would be a clone.

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faeprinxe 13
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I guess you don't have to fake them for him anymore

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Garnetshaddow 30

I suppose that depends on his definition of "purpose." Does he ever want to have sex with you again? He may change his answer.

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SauceySarah 30

That was rude. A woman's orgasm is highly important. It makes sex pleasurable for women and creates a want to keep having sex thus causing reproduction and the continuation of the species. So he was incorrect.

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crazypartypony 4
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There's also evidence that the contractions help the sperm move towards the egg.

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Talented73 54
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If it makes her happy, that's purpose enough!

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alicat089 18

there was also a recent study done and they found that female orgasms could stimulate ovulation, meaning, reproduction.

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bredahl 26

Well then I guess his brain serves no purpose either.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
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I hope he just meant in terms of procreation...

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Lizzy500 16

Which is also wrong. See #23.

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moondoglou420 17
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Tell him he's totally right, and that you two should start having sex only when it's serving its real purpose which is getting pregnant to make a baby.

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Lizzy500 16

In other words, become Catholic.

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olleekenberg 20
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That. Is. Brilliant!

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xx000o 27
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I hope you told him that neither does a man's brain.

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SteveDudleyUK 10

Make him horny as hell then before he cums just leave him high and dry and tell him that you don't want a baby so no point in him having orgasm.

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brinnablaine 22
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You're evil. I like it.

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Tyrax 16
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Appropriately vengeful. I approve. Please follow this one, OP.

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Momperella 5

*high 5*

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